oh ZELL no
it’s fun to think of hyrule as an actual city of commerce - you know, before it turned into something resembling bakersfield in its most recent game. it probably had antiquated beauty pageants and a massive car dealership and vandals who graffiti’d bus stop benches. the populace voted on monorail funding. they debated for water rights with neighboring regions. they had laws prohibiting plastic bags and a hospital system mired in red tape. yep, we can take the fantasy out of anything.