1st Place in Derby #378: 25k Cup, Round IV: Video Games, with 152 votes!
Death Pug: Stop the pug from sneezing all over you until you die!
Vegetarian Zombie: You’re led into a false sense of security. You think, “Oh, this zombie’s a vegetarian; it doesn’t want anything to do with me. But this zombie has opinions so tedious they’re DEADLY.
Thundergoat: His libido is out of control.
Lawrence: Oh man, you don’t wanna deal with Lawrence. He went to law school for a year “back east” and you’re GOING TO HEAR ABOUT IT.
Bad Hat: A bad hat.
Clamshell: You’ve gotta open the package of earbuds before that clock runs out … AND YOU DON’T HAVE ANY SCISSORS.
Hold music: It just won’t ever end!
Leslie Legarms: SHE’S GOT LEGS FOR ARMS ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Hot coffee: Burns your tongue every time.