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sekiyoku

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Just a quick fun idea that I had. Everyone's allowed a stick figure entry every few derbies, right? :D

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I love this design, its simple and i like that, plus it makes me smile when i look at it.

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This is only the second time I have ever said this about a derby entry: I must have this shirt!

GMV

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This is so simple but it says so much! LAWL! There have been many situations where I'm sure my husband wished he could solve my moods like that. And vice versa. ;P

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theinfinityloop wrote:This is so simple but it says so much! LAWL! There have been many situations where I'm sure my husband wished he could solve my moods like that. And vice versa. ;P


Life would be much easier if everything could be solved this way. xDD

Oeberon wrote:This is only the second time I have ever said this about a derby entry: I must have this shirt!

GMV


What an honor xD thanks

ciaobella9821 wrote:I love this design, its simple and i like that, plus it makes me smile when i look at it.


It's nice to do something extremely simple after last week, lo l.

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Awesome! GMV!

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Love it... curious to see if it gets flamed as badly as row vs. wade... hmm.

>insert funny quote here<

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I wish it was that easy some days, both for myself, and others ;)

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AlexIAm wrote:Love it... curious to see if it gets flamed as badly as row vs. wade... hmm.


Given that "Easy v. Optimism" isn't a court case regarding the rights of homosexuals to marry, I'd say there will be a little less furor.

But seriously, less stick figures, please. Woot's already an artistic joke without that being the direction it takes.


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AdderXYU wrote:Given that "Easy v. Optimism" isn't a court case regarding the rights of homosexuals to marry, I'd say there will be a little less furor.

But seriously, less stick figures, please. Woot's already an artistic joke without that being the direction it takes.


Too bad it isn't. xD

See, it's my opinion that shirt.woot isn't MADE to be an artistic website. It's made to be a ha, funny website, where occasionally very awesome art shirts make it because they are too awesome. I came to this revelation when Pony Up sold less than Terrible Mistake. Seriously ouch.

Anyway, this wasn't related to any of the politics or anything, I just felt like stick figures were the best way to portray this idea. I feel like the shirt would not have been as amusing if they were real people.

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AdderXYU wrote:Given that "Easy v. Optimism" isn't a court case regarding the rights of homosexuals to marry, I'd say there will be a little less furor.

But seriously, less stick figures, please. Woot's already an artistic joke without that being the direction it takes.


umm, Adder, I think you are mistaken about what Roe vs Wade is about. L O L. I know you know what it is about, but it came out wrong.

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snarkygal wrote:umm, Adder, I think you are mistaken about what Roe vs Wade is about. L O L. I know you know what it is about, but it came out wrong.


I know what roe v. wade is about. It'd simply be unlikely to have two court cases allowing the right to legal abortions. I figured it'd make more sense to reference another controversial stance


artulo

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seriously? more stick figures? this place gets worse every day. i'm not surprised it's doing well.

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sekiyoku wrote:Too bad it isn't. xD

See, it's my opinion that shirt.woot isn't MADE to be an artistic website. It's made to be a ha, funny website, where occasionally very awesome art shirts make it because they are too awesome. I came to this revelation when Pony Up sold less than Terrible Mistake. Seriously ouch.

Anyway, this wasn't related to any of the politics or anything, I just felt like stick figures were the best way to portray this idea. I feel like the shirt would not have been as amusing if they were real people.


Hey, someone I agree with! I mostly buy cute woot shirts because they're unique. There are plenty of "artistic" (whatever that means...maybe clever or "ironic"?) shirt sites out there like threadless where you can have some nice, abstract wallpaper type designs. There aren't many sites where you can get some cutesy shirt that isn't ^___^ anime ^___^.

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i really love it. i would wear this all the time. except then id have to watch out when ever i get into a mood... llo gmv


((paper bag mask ftw))

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They're not just stick figures, they have personality! Super cute. GMV.

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sekiyoku wrote:
See, it's my opinion that shirt.woot isn't MADE to be an artistic website. It's made to be a ha, funny website, where occasionally very awesome art shirts make it because they are too awesome. I came to this revelation when Pony Up sold less than Terrible Mistake. Seriously ouch.


You can rationalize being lazy and making stick figures any way you want to. You're still making stick figures.


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AdderXYU wrote:You can rationalize being lazy and making stick figures any way you want to. You're still making stick figures.


And they are still stick figures that are on their way into the fog

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AdderXYU wrote:You can rationalize being lazy and making stick figures any way you want to. You're still making stick figures.


That's not my rationalization. That's my argument against your griping about art quality. :p

Once again, can you imagine this picture drawn with real people? I can not.

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ramyb wrote:And they are still stick figures that are on their way into the fog


Which should make anyone with eyes want to tear them out.

Is woot really so devoid of serious designers now that this is OK? "Oh, well it's on the way to the fog, so it's alright." Seriously? Man, in that case why didn't they print the photo of the fat infatuated kid that made it into the fog during the Dessert derby? What about Chuck Norris in pigtails? How could that have been rejected? It's in the fog and people like it, it must be worth printing, right? Popularity is the only rubric by which quality can be judged! Which means Milli Vanilli and Vanilla Ice are still the cornerstones of musical enlightenment. Which means Twilight is the great American novel. Which means remakes of classic films are more vital than the originals. So to the fog with these gorgeous stick people! Disposable "art" is the only real art anyway. So says the United States of Idiocy.


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AdderXYU wrote:Which should make anyone with eyes want to tear them out.

Is woot really so devoid of serious designers now that this is OK? "Oh, well it's on the way to the fog, so it's alright." Seriously? Man, in that case why didn't they print the photo of the fat infatuated kid that made it into the fog during the Dessert derby? What about Chuck Norris in pigtails? How could that have been rejected? It's in the fog and people like it, it must be worth printing, right? Popularity is the only rubric by which quality can be judged! Which means Milli Vanilli and Vanilla Ice are still the cornerstones of musical enlightenment. Which means Twilight is the great American novel. Which means remakes of classic films are more vital than the originals. So to the fog with these gorgeous stick people! Disposable "art" is the only real art anyway. So says the United States of Idiocy.


Wow, just listen to yourself. You're not making sense. No one is saying anything about quality. Point me to a comment that says "wow, I sure do love the amazing shading and detailing on the stick figure's arm." I don't really have any interest in defending these stick people, they are what they are. If you look at it and are amused by the concept then I fulfilled my purpose. :p

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sekiyoku wrote:Wow, just listen to yourself. You're not making sense. No one is saying anything about quality. Point me to a comment that says "wow, I sure do love the amazing shading and detailing on the stick figure's arm." I don't really have any interest in defending these stick people, they are what they are. If you look at it and are amused by the concept then I fulfilled my purpose. :p


There is the implicit idea that if something is successful, then that success is justified. If it's doing well, you have no right to complain, because that success cements its very worth. Every +1 vote should be about quality... presumably you don't have 130 family members coming in and voting your stick figures. Every vote you get is someone saying this would make a good shirt, and it wouldn't. That is where "quality" comes in. People vote for a myriad of reasons, and none of them ever seem to be "belief that this would make a good shirt." This is a design contest at worst, an art contest at best, and a stick figure is neither art nor design.

Regardless of this, 1/3 of the top 15 currently involves :D faces. Four others have generic glossy-eyed manga faces of other sorts. And two are stick figures. If you honestly expect me to believe that this was all some sort of coincidence and not a mixture of protest and pandering, you're very OPTIMISTIC.


sekiyoku

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AdderXYU wrote:There is the implicit idea that if something is successful, then that success is justified. If it's doing well, you have no right to complain, because that success cements its very worth. Every +1 vote should be about quality... presumably you don't have 130 family members coming in and voting your stick figures. Every vote you get is someone saying this would make a good shirt, and it wouldn't. That is where "quality" comes in. People vote for a myriad of reasons, and none of them ever seem to be "belief that this would make a good shirt." This is a design contest at worst, an art contest at best, and a stick figure is neither art nor design.

Regardless of this, 1/3 of the top 15 currently involves :D faces. Four others have generic glossy-eyed manga faces of other sorts. And two are stick figures. If you honestly expect me to believe that this was all some sort of coincidence and not a mixture of protest and pandering, you're very OPTIMISTIC.


On the contrary, people vote because of what they want to wear. It may not coincide with what you want to wear, but the fact of the matter is, why would people vote for something they don't like?

It is not a coincidence specifically. Think of it this way - if people like glossy eyes and :D faces then they will vote them up high. That's why there are a lot of them up high. Furthermore, this contest's theme is OPTIMISM and :D is pretty much the woot way of expressing optimism. If the contest theme is seven deadly sins, cutesy things are much less likely.

Personally I think you need a paper bag over your head.

AdderXYU

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sekiyoku wrote:

Personally I think you need a paper bag over your head.


And I think you need a year to re-acclimate yourself to western art.

Suffocating in a bag will only be helpful to me. A second renaissance would be helpful to all.


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AdderXYU wrote:And I think you need a year to re-acclimate yourself to western art.


Technically, I'm "Eastern." :p Doing so would only be selling out.

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AdderXYU wrote:There is the implicit idea that if something is successful, then that success is justified. If it's doing well, you have no right to complain, because that success cements its very worth. Every +1 vote should be about quality... presumably you don't have 130 family members coming in and voting your stick figures. Every vote you get is someone saying this would make a good shirt, and it wouldn't. That is where "quality" comes in. People vote for a myriad of reasons, and none of them ever seem to be "belief that this would make a good shirt." This is a design contest at worst, an art contest at best, and a stick figure is neither art nor design.

Regardless of this, 1/3 of the top 15 currently involves :D faces. Four others have generic glossy-eyed manga faces of other sorts. And two are stick figures. If you honestly expect me to believe that this was all some sort of coincidence and not a mixture of protest and pandering, you're very OPTIMISTIC.


Why even bother with this site? Don't like? Then getta H E L L out!

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sharptoothpiranha wrote:Why even bother with this site? Don't like? Then getta H E L L out!


Some people would like to see shirt.woot succeed - without resorting to pandering to the lowest common denominator more often than not.

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sekiyoku wrote:Personally I think you need a paper bag over your head.


I have to admit, after all scrolling through this long serious exchange that comment nearly had me doubled over laughing.

I'm not an artist or designer, but I'll offer my somewhat objective opinion. Woot! is a commercial endeavor with its own special flair. If it comes down to choosing between designs then stick figures executed in a concept that is appealing and amusing will beat out pure artistic talent any day. I agree with Adder that there's a disparagement of sheer artistic quality in these derbies, but as sekiyoku indicates there's no one defending stick figures as a piece worthy of enshrinement at the Met.

Ultimately, you must consider what is most appropriate to the Woot! site and audience, particularly in these derbies. Look at the designs Woot! prints through the week and you'll rarely find anything approaching the artistic excellence found in many of the derby submissions, and yet these shirts sell. For those of us who actually participate in the entire Woot! universe, there's even more evidence that purely artistic works are not the desired focus. Honestly, we're talking about a site that is primarily known for its infamous Banjo of Consternation and Leak Frogs. Ask many serious wine critics how they feel about wine.woot and they'll probably just snub their noses, but that kooky site has a dedicated and passionate following. The same is true of shirt.woot. If you want to shift the focus towards higher design quality at the expense of Woot!'s unique wit and appeal, then you're undermining the very soul of the company. I for one am glad that Woot! is one of the few corporations that I can actually say that about with a straight face, and I hope you're never able to change that.

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Wow. That was an intense conversation about T-shirts.

I like the shirt - I am still laughing at its simplicity and optimistic outlook - but I didn't vote because these types of shirts don't really fit my style. Props for doing it well, though (simplicity - yes, even stick figures - can be beautiful...) sekiyoku.

I like woot for its mix of designs it produces - some hilarious, some artsy, some just crazy. And as to the "too many stick figure designs" of late, people will get tired of them and stop voting for them when they feel like it.... remember the bird fad and then the turtle fad in recent months? I don't know why people make such a big fuss about it all the time....

Anyways...just thought I'd put my two cents in. Merry Christmas!

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what a waste of a beautiful cranberry shirt.

sekiyoku

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mactraveler wrote:what a waste of a beautiful cranberry shirt.


Now, now, I only wasted a beautiful cranberry shirt _template_.

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sekiyoku wrote:Now, now, I only wasted a beautiful cranberry shirt _template_.


so, ummm....... does that mean you're not too -optimistic- this is gonna print?

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mactraveler wrote:so, ummm....... does that mean you're not too -optimistic- this is gonna print?


Ha ha, of course not. This is no Roe v Wade.

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*giggles*, take that grump! Cute

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I love this! Hope it wins.

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SOO much better than Roe vs. Wade. Though the style is the same, this concept is much more creative in my opinion. It's simplicity makes it wearable and its humor is conversation-starting. Have you heard of the web comic cyanide and happyness? this shirt reminds me of it. You can find it at explosm.net

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I'm afraid this is at risk of rejection. The detail image shows it on a purplish colour that isn't a valid shirt colour. =\

sekiyoku

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eHalcyon wrote:I'm afraid this is at risk of rejection. The detail image shows it on a purplish colour that isn't a valid shirt colour. =\


? It's on the cranberry shirt color. I got it from the template. :p

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sekiyoku wrote:? It's on the cranberry shirt color. I got it from the template. :p


The shirt in the comp is cranberry, but the background colour on the comp isn't. That isn't a big deal, but the same purple colour is used in the design detail:



Your colour is on top, the cranberry from the template is on bottom.

Differences like this usually mean rejection, but woot has been rather lax lately. Maybe you'll be another lucky exception.

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I like the idea but think it'd look better if the stick figure parts of the two were fleshed out a little more. Either way, it's an amusing concept and works well

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It's a very fun. lighthearted shirt! I've picked up several shirts in my month here, and they've all been upbeat, or a little wacky.

I love your entry! Hope it makes the top 3.

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sf25819 wrote:Hey, someone I agree with! I mostly buy cute woot shirts because they're unique. There are plenty of "artistic" (whatever that means...maybe clever or "ironic"?) shirt sites out there like threadless where you can have some nice, abstract wallpaper type designs. There aren't many sites where you can get some cutesy shirt that isn't ^___^ anime ^___^.


I don't know, seem to be plenty of anime cats and animals in this round.

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sekiyoku wrote:Now, now, I only wasted a beautiful cranberry shirt _template_.


Now, if I had had coffee in my mouth I would have spit it on the screen... L O L!

This thread is exactly what I was afraid of when I posted earlier. Good job keeping your sense of humor in the face of a bunch of grumps that can't appreciate a well-done stick figure, seki!

>insert funny quote here<

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sekiyoku wrote:That's not my rationalization. That's my argument against your griping about art quality. :p

Once again, can you imagine this picture drawn with real people? I can not.


As hard as it is to imagine this picture drawn with real people, it is even harder to imagine me shelling out money to wear stick people! I just don't get it.

I don't often agree with Adder, but on this point I have to second him. Please quit with the stick people!

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i like the simplicity

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If you look at the shirt designs that make it to printing, it tells you something about the demographic of shirt buyers.

I'm not sure why all these art snobs come out of the wood work to tell other people how their designs should look. I don't need reproductions of the most famous paintings on my shirts - in fact, I bet all of you art snobs wouldn't either. Why? As amazing as those pieces are, most of them just don't fit stylistically on a T-Shirt.

If seeing a stick figure entry do so well gets your goat at woot, I think you have bigger issues you should be worrying about.

Screw the critics, if this shirt makes it, I'll definitely buy one

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I used to check woot.com pretty frequently starting in early 2005 but didn't make an account and buy anything until 2006. This site came to be around mid-2007 so it's clearly a part of woot's already established system.

Not sure what some people expect, but if you've been on woot proper at all (or Digg, any large internet group where lulz are the focus) then voting and buying trends on shirt.woot are easily explained and expected. It's like complaining that the new Starbucks isn't like the local coffee shop that used to be there. It was never designed to be that and the people who frequent it certainly don't come for that. It's the reason why Yay Broccoli sold out - it's what wooters (wooters from woot proper and the general lulz loving inernet body) are after and it really seems like some of the more 'elitest' individuals here have a hard time reconciling what they want (here or it seems anywhere else) with the reality of this website, it's origin, and the customers/people who frequent it.

I'm fine with it the way it is since I was well a part of Woots original demograph (tech/gamer/lulz loving internet dweler) and this is what I want (Cake is a lie is exactly what I'm talkin about!), but others I think may want to consider other options because shirt.[u]woot[/u] is probably not the kind of artistic haven you desire (if such a thing exists for t-shirts at all).

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prateeko wrote:I used to check woot.com pretty frequently starting in early 2005 but didn't make an account and buy anything until 2006. This site came to be around mid-2007 so it's clearly a part of woot's already established system.

Not sure what some people expect, but if you've been on woot proper at all (or Digg, any large internet group where lulz are the focus) then voting and buying trends on shirt.woot are easily explained and expected. It's like complaining that the new Starbucks isn't like the local coffee shop that used to be there. It was never designed to be that and the people who frequent it certainly don't come for that. It's the reason why Yay Broccoli sold out - it's what wooters (wooters from woot proper and the general lulz loving inernet body) are after and it really seems like some of the more 'elitest' individuals here have a hard time reconciling what they want (here or it seems anywhere else) with the reality of this website, it's origin, and the customers/people who frequent it.

I'm fine with it the way it is since I was well a part of Woots original demograph (tech/gamer/lulz loving internet dweler) and this is what I want (Cake is a lie is exactly what I'm talkin about!), but others I think may want to consider other options because shirt.[u]woot[/u] is probably not the kind of artistic haven you desire (if such a thing exists for t-shirts at all).


Perhaps we're just OPTIMISTIC that you'll go to Thinkgeek, or Splitreason, or Bustedtees, or Snorg, or any number of sites like that. Sure, the first shirt was video game controllers, but throughout 2007, woot showed that they wanted their shirt site to be diverse and, yes, often artistic. They took more chances, they printed some of their absolute best shirts. They tried to create that artistic haven in some way with the derbies, which could be the best design contest out there if the voters cared as much as some of the designers do. It fosters quick thinking, it allows amateurs to become better, and because of the voters it's only really used now for trying to maximize profit-to-effort margins. It's so nice to imagine what it could be. Art is always different, always evolving, always pushing. You can have 100 different shirt sites with some artistic flair, and each one will be a little different. If you're just catering to the LCD, you become stagnant and have nothing to set you apart... one more Mario joke, one more fake vintage tee, one more horrible pun... do you think woot disallows text because "average wooters" want to think deeper about their shirts?

You can argue that woot isn't the right audience, and seriously, wooters buy bags of carp, so I agree. But the first 6 months of shirt.woot tells a different story... a story of a site that WANTED to be more than just a carp depository. Perhaps it was over-OPTIMISTIC of them to think their fanbase could ever appreciate something more.


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I really like the colors of this, but just too stick-figurey for me. No hate for stick figures, just not for me

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Clever and clean design. It is surprising to see so many supposed artists jealous of your work.

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AdderXYU wrote:Perhaps we're just OPTIMISTIC that you'll go to Thinkgeek, or Splitreason, or Bustedtees, or Snorg, or any number of sites like that. Sure, the first shirt was video game controllers, but throughout 2007, woot showed that they wanted their shirt site to be diverse and, yes, often artistic. They took more chances, they printed some of their absolute best shirts. They tried to create that artistic haven in some way with the derbies, which could be the best design contest out there if the voters cared as much as some of the designers do. It fosters quick thinking, it allows amateurs to become better, and because of the voters it's only really used now for trying to maximize profit-to-effort margins. It's so nice to imagine what it could be. Art is always different, always evolving, always pushing. You can have 100 different shirt sites with some artistic flair, and each one will be a little different. If you're just catering to the LCD, you become stagnant and have nothing to set you apart... one more Mario joke, one more fake vintage tee, one more horrible pun... do you think woot disallows text because "average wooters" want to think deeper about their shirts?

You can argue that woot isn't the right audience, and seriously, wooters buy bags of carp, so I agree. But the first 6 months of shirt.woot tells a different story... a story of a site that WANTED to be more than just a carp depository. Perhaps it was over-OPTIMISTIC of them to think their fanbase could ever appreciate something more.


I agree with not wanting woot to be yet another nerd-shirt site because those are a dime a dozen. But, you can't say woot was never meant for cutesy-type shirts. It's been at least a year since "Say No To Scurvy" has been up and it's still going strong. I'm pretty sure that shirt was in the first 6 months.

The funny thing is: why aren't you "serious artists" going onto other graphic design sites where your work might be more appreciated? I'd love BootsBoots' latest work and other great illustrations (not art, because they have good craft they are illustrations but not necessarily art) on a topcover of one of my snowboards - just not on a shirt.

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Just another thing: It's funny that sekiyoku has 2 shirts in the fog. I hope that the stick figure one doesn't beat the cat/dog one. I'd totally buy the cat/dog but the stick figure.....ehhh.

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ambergreen wrote:I don't know, seem to be plenty of anime cats and animals in this round.


I like the dog/cat one and mickey mouse had huge eyes with cutesy exaggerated features long before ^___^ animu.

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AdderXYU wrote:Perhaps we're just OPTIMISTIC that you'll go to Thinkgeek, or Splitreason, or Bustedtees, or Snorg, or any number of sites like that. Sure, the first shirt was video game controllers, but throughout 2007, woot showed that they wanted their shirt site to be diverse and, yes, often artistic. They took more chances, they printed some of their absolute best shirts. They tried to create that artistic haven in some way with the derbies, which could be the best design contest out there if the voters cared as much as some of the designers do. It fosters quick thinking, it allows amateurs to become better, and because of the voters it's only really used now for trying to maximize profit-to-effort margins. It's so nice to imagine what it could be. Art is always different, always evolving, always pushing. You can have 100 different shirt sites with some artistic flair, and each one will be a little different. If you're just catering to the LCD, you become stagnant and have nothing to set you apart... one more Mario joke, one more fake vintage tee, one more horrible pun... do you think woot disallows text because "average wooters" want to think deeper about their shirts?

You can argue that woot isn't the right audience, and seriously, wooters buy bags of carp, so I agree. But the first 6 months of shirt.woot tells a different story... a story of a site that WANTED to be more than just a carp depository. Perhaps it was over-OPTIMISTIC of them to think their fanbase could ever appreciate something more.


Are you kidding me? Optimistic that we'll go to Thinkgeek or whatever? Artistic haven? You come off almost as pretentious as you seem oblivious.

It's ironic that you I am an un-original person where woot succeeds the most - by never taking what they do/sell too seriously. The business model they set out with was very reasonably priced goods, one a day and an attitude of honesty and humor that never took itself or the things they sell too seriously. Clearly aimed at the IT and gamers out there, I'd say "we" (as if woot users are some sort of knucle dragging collective), don't need to go anywhere considering there were well over a million Woot.com users registered before this site opened. The point was to apply what was done with tech/gadget/random bags of carp to shirts. Keep it cheap, one a day, and to a target audience that was well established and understood.

It's not like they set out to make some sort of artistic haven where artists could come out of the rains of stupidity that plagues the rest of the internet and work in harmony to create the best designs that had ever been though off (on a ti-shirt). It was more along the lines of, "Hey, we've got a carp load of people here and maybe we should expand. We run photoshop contests and these guys aren't half bad, and oh look, we all wear t-shirts. They love bags, so let's toss that in too and sell one of these things a day. Good job guys" They try it out, of course nerds/IT guys/gamers/etc (the million+ people who were already woot) enjoy the concept since it comes with the same humor and attitude woot brings plus the strong emphasis on cheap stuff. Of course, we go to woot.com at midnight since bags of carp are what it's all about so for the first little while (going back to a new Starbucks analogy) you may come in and think this is some sort of great new place but now that more regular wooters are here it's pathetic and annoying to see you grumble and/or bemoan fate week after week about how the people coming here are retards and morons who don't know anything.

Seriously, get over yourself. Shirt.woot (and more importantly woot as a whole) was established well before you came here. You don't like what it is, then guess what, it's the internet. Do something about it. Make whatever the hell site you want to see. Do what Matt Rutledge back in '04 (although I doubt you'll be able to enjoy the near 5,000% growth he's seen). But stop complaining like the end of the world is coming because people who were on a site (which was created with them in mind) like frickin' stick figures. This site is what it is, and it's been this way for a LOT longer than you've been here. It's about having fun, getting a good deal and NEVER taking itself or th merchandise too seriously. There is a reason woot.com works and it's the same reason shirt.woot works and the same reason why more old wooters pop into shirt.woot and pick stuff up. If you don't like what nerds, gamers, (science) geeks (the people who started Rick Rolling, LOLcats, etc) are into then feel free to shop elsewhere, I'M BEING ATTACKED BY RABID WEASELS!, or just make your own place that caters to what you and other individuals who are dissatisfied because you have every resource available to you.

Sorry it's not as well written as I was meaning to write it, but you can probably get the jist (stop with the frickin' complaining week in and week out about hoe we're all the LCD, you're better than us, shirt.woot has fallen so far from Mount Perfectia, etc etc - esp considering it's doubtful you could come close to designing anything like kdeuce, tgentry, etc). I may edit this post to clarify, but I'm done with my spheel. Go out (this website or IRL) and have some fun.



Completely unrelated lulz inducing GIF:

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lulz. The woot filter points out my point exactly. And since there is no edit button, I will add that you always have the option of designing what you think should be winning. If it gets the vote than all is right an the angels will sing. If not, you need to work on your designs or the demograph vacuums (I know, shame on us for loving portal and amusing concepts!). The options from there I already said in my last post...Of course, I doubt anything will change.

I just ask that people scroll to the right to enjoy the lulrus in the previous post.

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*giggles*. I love the walls of text here. I'm thinking that adder is prob not serious at all and he's the best troll ever to get people to reply with giant walls of text.

So good job man. You're an awesome fakeposter.

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AdderXYU wrote:Perhaps we're just OPTIMISTIC that you'll go to Thinkgeek, or Splitreason, or Bustedtees, or Snorg, or any number of sites like that. Sure, the first shirt was video game controllers, but ... <insert art snob rant here>


If shirt.woot isn't blowing your hair back, then find another site or start your own. It doesn't matter what you perceived it to be X amount of time ago, what matters is now, and obviously people don't share your nose-in-the-air disdain for simple humor and funny shirt designs.

You can rant about LCDs and keep up your snobbish attitude but it will never change the fact that some t-shirt designs strike a chord with tons of people - obviously they might not meet your "stringent" artistic needs but that hardly matters now does it?

When the voters tire of a shirt.woot meme, they'll stop voting for it. It's that simple. Thankfully snobs like you are few and far between and get their fair representation like everyone else - one vote, or lack thereof. If a design wins, the people have spoken.

I don't like every shirt that makes it through a derby, but then again I don't vote for them all either. I somehow, with my "knuckle-dragging" intellect, learn to deal with it. You can too.

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I think we need a stick figure shirt every derby just to give Adder something to do with his time.

BTW, I think this shirt shows exactly what it intends to show and sometimes simple is the best way to go. Will buy for husband if gets to print.

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I LOVE THIS ONE

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I think especially when you're talking about optimistic stuff people like simple. Look at that "Life is Good" line. Man, I hate that stuff. But it must sell really well cause it's all over the place.
This does a great job delivering a quick happy laugh. The expressions are right on and the idea is fun. Sometimes you want to wear a piece of art and sometimes you just want to smile.



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I hated row v wade as much as anyone else, not only because of the stick figures but because the concept was stupid. There's no way anyone who didn't see the name would get it. This however would strike a cord easily and executed the concept well.

I can't help but smile at least a bit when I look at it, so I do kinda want it. Here's the kicker: out of those two I'm more likely to be Mr. Grumy-face.

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Adder, I feel you. Classically trained, I find no joy but agony listening to pop musics."How can such repetitive one-liner be so popular!?" I used to protest. But then, I realized people have different tastes and it just happens that simplified formats of art are more receptive to the mass. Nothing wrong with that. Easier to digest I suppose. One trait of capitalism promotes that quick cash dominates, not necessarily quality. Instant gratification sells. Now, for pop musics, occasionally something good comes along; however, inferior imitations often follows at mass quantity that soon dilute its very own genre. Ask any person at what frequency can they listen to one or two of their favorite pop songs, for how long? How often do these songs being applied as ring-tones but just as soon replaced? I don't know about anyone else but myself. I can listen to Scheherazade (Rimsky-Korsakov), or how about nutcracker (Tchaikovsky) to enjoy, and to discover something new everyday. Not so from any pop music. Now, as for t-shirts presented here at Woot, there are vast levels of differences between what's popular and what's art. Until the day Woot place a standard as to what this capitalistic company is willing to accept, more pop shirts will come.

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love it, great job! GMV

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Nelsonwoot wrote:Adder, I feel you. Classically trained, I find no joy but agony listening to pop musics."How can such repetitive one-liner be so popular!?" I used to protest. But <insert snobby consolation for other snobs here>


If you want to branch into other areas of artistic thought, how about a little Shakespeare in Hamlet: "Brevity is the soul of wit." This shirt design is simple and funny.

If I wanted Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel works on a T-Shirt I wouldn't be at woot. Consequently, you don't listen to your local pop-radio station and call in to complain that they aren't playing Tchaikovsky. It's simply the wrong venue. I'm not sure how this is so hard to understand as the message can't be made much clearer.


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fredv wrote:I think we need a stick figure shirt every derby just to give Adder something to do with his time.

BTW, I think this shirt shows exactly what it intends to show and sometimes simple is the best way to go. Will buy for husband if gets to print.


I don't know about that...I'm rather concerned for Adder's health. I propose woot! implement a 2 derby stick-figure ban to give him time to rest and recover. Another incident such as this could provoke a massive coronary.

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Ryfiel wrote:I hated row v wade as much as anyone else, not only because of the stick figures but because the concept was stupid. There's no way anyone who didn't see the name would get it.


I actually showed the "Row v. Wade" design to a group of my friends and most of them understood it almost immediately. Granted, we're a bunch of politically-aware college educated types, but I would think a fair number of people could appreciate the shirt. Perhaps not everyone you pass by briefly in the mall, but certainly anyone who takes the time to look for more than a few seconds.

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Psystal wrote:I don't know about that...I'm rather concerned for Adder's health. I propose woot! implement a 2 derby stick-figure ban to give him time to rest and recover. Another incident such as this could provoke a massive coronary.


You never saw my rant about Row v Wade. You should be more concerned about me.

Granted, this one doesn't bug me so much. At least this one doesn't have 2-3 other predecessors that were much better.

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pillin wrote:If you want to branch into other areas of artistic thought, how about a little Shakespeare in Hamlet: "Brevity is the soul of wit." This shirt design is simple and funny.

If I wanted Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel works on a T-Shirt I wouldn't be at woot.


Excellent point. I think we all have to consider the medium we're discussing. It's a t-shirt. Personally, I'd love to cover the walls of my home in Monet, the Bose speakers in my study are almost constantly humming with violins, and my suits are always accompanied by a well-pressed shirt and conservative, but attractive, tie. But my jeans are Levis, my iPod has playlists for running and parties with string sections that are entirely electric, and my t-shirts are soft, a little big, and fun.

Why should I have to be a selective and pretentious when I'm just relaxing and being carefree? More importantly, why should I have to justify those tastes to anyone? I don't need, or want, to be trendy all the time. If someone insists on remaining completely uptight and "artistic" even in their jeans and t-shirt, I suggest they go shop at Barney's.

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I like the shirt, voted for it, but looking at it, I'm afraid the lines on the bodies of the stick figures aren't heavy enough.

As for the whole rants about art and stick figures so far in this thread...yikes! There's stuff on both sides that upsets me. You have people leveling fair, yet overplayed criticisms and then you have the people that always want to rush in and say that anyone that doesn't like the shirt or stick figures or is an art snob is simply jealous. The trouble with this reality is I honestly can't decide which camp is more ridiculous. I think stick figures are fine when they are a crucial part of a good concept. This shirt is conceptually fantastic as a FREAKING T-SHIRT. This isn't supposed to be art. It's never tried to be art. I'm pretty sure the designer never CALLED it art. And the designer is right. The stick figures and that style are crucial to this design striking the way it does. Keep in mind, once again, that it's a T-shirt. Yes, a t-shirt can be artistic, but by no means does that mean every shirt has to be a masterpiece or look like something you could hang in a museum somewhere. I know no one's saying that. T-shirts do have a conceptual side and an artistic side. Even if this shirt skimps on art, it nails concept and execution of concept dead on.

I already covered a lot of this in another one of my replies, but to sum it up, shirt.woot is not supposed to be a Threadless or a DBH. If you want arty shirts, go there and stay there. You'll find what you want. Woot and thereby shirt.woot is an entirely different culture, regardless of what you subjectively feel was the glory year of 2007. The derby fogs and their similarities in conjunction with most dailies show that certain design choices mean surefire success. And that's fine. It's playing the game, and it's simply good business.

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I don't believe this %$#* another war over bull carp. If you don't like woot then go paint some landscape on canvas and post it on a gallery somewhere.

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Eh, I don't really like stick figures or "cute" on t-shirts. It may have been a tough concept to portray with people though. Also, you should have thicker lines (possibly white?)- it looks like 2 floating heads.

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Adder, I don't think you should be the leader of the "art crusade". on apparelxyu, you have a shirt of an orange snowman smoking a pipe. Very artistic adder. You must have spent hours thinking up the idea and then putting it to paper. I for one, would never be able to think of/draw this shirt.

Its about time I buy something. Give me a reason to pull the trigger! Please!

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If I had to guess, I'd say you specialize in anime/manga style art. This derby was made for you. I like the idea but, I'm not diggin the stick figures. Good luck, though.

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smedgrick wrote:Eh, I don't really like stick figures or "cute" on t-shirts. It may have been a tough concept to portray with people though. Also, you should have thicker lines (possibly white?)- it looks like 2 floating heads.


You may have a good point about the line thickness...I don't have any woot shirts with individual lines like this on them, but my guess is they might be hard to see and potentially difficult to print. I suspect woot! rules would be averse to any thickening of the lines at this point, however.

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i can't begin to tell you how much i like this design. wait...i think i just did. love the shirt!



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AlexIAm wrote:Love it... curious to see if it gets flamed as badly as row vs. wade... hmm.


row v wade was flamed? I freaking loved that one, hilarious. of course, I love puns and stick figures, so it was perfect for me.

This one has my vote, too! Hope to see it printed, good luck seiyoku!

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This is one of the best shirts ever thought of on shirt.woot. If they don't print a million of these it will be travesty.

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Love it. Totally got my vote!

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Can we please stop the stick figure entries already?...

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I don't mean to sound alarmist when I get into this mildly related mini-rant, so...yeah.

Comparing this to Row v. Wade in anything other than style is disastrous. Row v. Wade, in my opinion, is a terrible, terrible shirt concept. Yes, it was appropriate in context of the derby it was printed in. But putting one of the most controversial, hot button court cases on a t-shirt just boggles the mind. For me (I'll go ahead and throw out that I'm a college-aged male), it borders on tacky at best and tasteless at worst. I don't know why it strikes such a nerve with me, but I just think it's a terrible thing to put on a shirt. Thus, comparing this to that kind of bothers me. Stylistically, sure, but there are other stick figure shirts to compare it to .

I mean, I think even the haters can agree that this concept wouldn't work with actual people without losing the charm it has. And that doesn't mean the concept itself is flawed.

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This is my first time submiting a woot design so I'm following all the banter a little closer. There are a lot of angry people lurking in this place

I think your shirt has a very funny message and idea. It seems to work better with stick figures.

Stick figures translate the message better anyway. Nice bag by the way.

cheers to you sekiyoku



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Tehehehe. This is hilarious. :D

w: 5 . s.w: 9 . so.w: 1 . w.w: 0

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I'm just not picking up what you are putting down, sekiyoku. I am so bummed that this is in the fog right now when there are so many better designs below it. I never seem to like your designs, but I don't think that is your fault-- our styles are just different. With that being said, I don't see how stick figures can be a part of anyone's style... especially to the extent to which it appears to be successful here. I am just in disbelief.

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palmettogirl wrote:I'm just not picking up what you are putting down, sekiyoku. I am so bummed that this is in the fog right now when there are so many better designs below it. I never seem to like your designs, but I don't think that is your fault-- our styles are just different. With that being said, I don't see how stick figures can be a part of anyone's style... especially to the extent to which it appears to be successful here. I am just in disbelief.


It's not part of a style. It's a tool in an arsenal. If a builder wants to build a log cabin, they don't use steel girders. They use logs. Conceptually, this idea NEEDS stick figures.

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HeartlineTwist wrote:It's not part of a style. It's a tool in an arsenal. If a builder wants to build a log cabin, they don't use steel girders. They use logs. Conceptually, this idea NEEDS stick figures.


Because it's a slim, unfleshed idea?

Stick figures are not wearable. 4000 Row v. Wade wearers don't prove me wrong. They just prove their unending foolishness

And I'd say that any figures would work with this concept, so long as one was sad, one was happy, and the bag face looked like the sad guy's face.


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This looks like a rip off of cyanide & happiness

i dont understand why this is in the fog?

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Sorry seki, just not doing it for me...

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HeartlineTwist wrote:I don't mean to sound alarmist when I get into this mildly related mini-rant, so...yeah.

Comparing this to Row v. Wade in anything other than style is disastrous. Row v. Wade, in my opinion, is a terrible, terrible shirt concept. Yes, it was appropriate in context of the derby it was printed in. But putting one of the most controversial, hot button court cases on a t-shirt just boggles the mind. For me (I'll go ahead and throw out that I'm a college-aged male), it borders on tacky at best and tasteless at worst. I don't know why it strikes such a nerve with me, but I just think it's a terrible thing to put on a shirt. Thus, comparing this to that kind of bothers me. Stylistically, sure, but there are other stick figure shirts to compare it to .

I mean, I think even the haters can agree that this concept wouldn't work with actual people without losing the charm it has. And that doesn't mean the concept itself is flawed.



Umm, its a shirt, stop being a dumb ass.

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And I'd say that any figures would work with this concept, so long as one was sad, one was happy, and the bag face looked like the sad guy's face.


You are free to take up the challenge of drawing the same concept in a realistic style. You can post it here and we can all see how it would turn out.

Thanks for the support, also sorry to those who are upset about it, hopefully I won't be as controversial next week. :p

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Everyone arguing against this shirt and it's usage of stick figures seems to have lost sight of the fact that IT'S A T SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OVER YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sekiyoku wrote:You are free to take up the challenge of drawing the same concept in a realistic style. You can post it here and we can all see how it would turn out.

Thanks for the support, also sorry to those who are upset about it, hopefully I won't be as controversial next week. :p


I don't think anyone is saying that realistic people are the way to go here. Personally, I think this design would have worked extremely well with simplistic hand-drawn characters akin to Edgar's people (his entry this week is a good example). I'd have to see it to say for sure, but I can easily imagine it.

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eHalcyon wrote:I don't think anyone is saying that realistic people are the way to go here. Personally, I think this design would have worked extremely well with simplistic hand-drawn characters akin to Edgar's people (his entry this week is a good example). I'd have to see it to say for sure, but I can easily imagine it.


While that may be true, I don't think that's a huge artistic step up from stick people honestly :/

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choptop82 wrote:Everyone arguing against this shirt and it's usage of stick figures seems to have lost sight of the fact that IT'S A T SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OVER YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yes. It's a Tshirt. Which means it should be wearable.


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eHalcyon wrote:I don't think anyone is saying that realistic people are the way to go here. Personally, I think this design would have worked extremely well with simplistic hand-drawn characters akin to Edgar's people (his entry this week is a good example). I'd have to see it to say for sure, but I can easily imagine it.


Quite. It wouldn't work with "human" people, but there are cartoons to be drawn that look better than stick people. If the only options are art and sticks, then you're missing the whole middle spectrum. There is plenty of cartooning that could work with this concept. It could be actual fleshed out people, or it could be animals, or it could be vampires, or monsters, or birds, or whatever. It'd still work even with accurately sketched people and a cartoony smile on the bag. I shouldn't need to prove it... it shouldn't be hard to imagine. If you can't, it just proves your lack of creativity.


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AdderXYU wrote:Quite. It wouldn't work with "human" people, but there are cartoons to be drawn that look better than stick people. If the only options are art and sticks, then you're missing the whole middle spectrum. There is plenty of cartooning that could work with this concept. It could be actual fleshed out people, or it could be animals, or it could be vampires, or monsters, or birds, or whatever. It'd still work even with accurately sketched people and a cartoony smile on the bag. I shouldn't need to prove it... it shouldn't be hard to imagine. If you can't, it just proves your lack of creativity.

maybe a instructional style like the airplane safety manuals



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AdderXYU wrote:Quite. It wouldn't work with "human" people, but there are cartoons to be drawn that look better than stick people. If the only options are art and sticks, then you're missing the whole middle spectrum. There is plenty of cartooning that could work with this concept. It could be actual fleshed out people, or it could be animals, or it could be vampires, or monsters, or birds, or whatever. It'd still work even with accurately sketched people and a cartoony smile on the bag. I shouldn't need to prove it... it shouldn't be hard to imagine. If you can't, it just proves your lack of creativity.


Look, the designs on your website are pure garbage. I didn't want to have to say it, but it's true. Given that, it's pretty amazing that you have the gall to criticize other people about their creations.

I'm not sure if it's jealousy or some other base emotion that is spurring your inane attacks on this design, but it's bordering on ridiculous now. If you don't like the design, fine, don't vote for it. You don't have to attack the creator of it with your snobby, unjustified attitude.

If a stick-figure design is getting votes, obviously people like it. If it bothers you so much, submit something "artistic" and see how well you do - given the designs I've seen from your site, I wont be surprised if your "art" doesn't make it.

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@ EHalcyon - The stick figures are technically also simplistic hand-drawn characters. :p Anyway, I don't think it's awesome art or anything, it just is what it is.

AdderXYU wrote:Quite. It wouldn't work with "human" people, but there are cartoons to be drawn that look better than stick people. If the only options are art and sticks, then you're missing the whole middle spectrum. There is plenty of cartooning that could work with this concept. It could be actual fleshed out people, or it could be animals, or it could be vampires, or monsters, or birds, or whatever. It'd still work even with accurately sketched people and a cartoony smile on the bag. I shouldn't need to prove it... it shouldn't be hard to imagine. If you can't, it just proves your lack of creativity.


I've already done lots of animal designs, including another one this derby, so I wanted something different. I don't think either of your other ideas would have worked, and I don't think it's a lack of creativity because I already imagined these ideas and in my imagination they did not work. The fact is, that this type of design needs to be portrayed by simple characters, and whether they are stick figures, simple birds, or simple people, none of them would fall under the category of being artistically awesome. So when you whine about art quality and then say that you'd be fine with some other simple cartooning style, you are being contradictory, because that does not promote art quality at all.

Also, please don't get into personal attacks, I don't want to start going through your design blog. ;)

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AdderXYU wrote:Yes. It's a Tshirt. Which means it should be wearable.


Can we get a precise definition of "wearable"?

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pillin wrote:Look, the designs on your website are pure garbage. I didn't want to have to say it, but it's true. Given that, it's pretty amazing that you have the gall to criticize other people about their creations.

I'm not sure if it's jealousy or some other base emotion that is spurring your inane attacks on this design, but it's bordering on ridiculous now. If you don't like the design, fine, don't vote for it. You don't have to attack the creator of it with your snobby, unjustified attitude.

If a stick-figure design is getting votes, obviously people like it. If it bothers you so much, submit something "artistic" and see how well you do - given the designs I've seen from your site, I wont be surprised if your "art" doesn't make it.


I was waiting for someone to recognize the giant herd of elephants in the room.

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AWESOME color choice! Cute design, too.

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kmf600 wrote:Umm, its a shirt, stop being a dumb ass.


BRILLIANT CONTRIBUTION! HAVE $3000 AND A PRINT RUN!

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pillin wrote:If you want to branch into other areas of artistic thought, how about a little Shakespeare in Hamlet: "Brevity is the soul of wit." This shirt design is simple and funny.

If I wanted Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel works on a T-Shirt I wouldn't be at woot.


http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Entry.aspx?id=24351
llo @ u

I'm not even going to get into the treasure troves of logical fallacies, and how woot has actually printed some t-shirts that are creative AND marketable toward the site's audience in the past. Having standards doesn't make one a snob, and being artistically creative doesn't have to mean being "deep."

carp like this is the reason the truly talented artists are submitting less and less. Why even bother spending hours on a daily sub when carp like "terrible mistake" gets a print, and they get a rejection?

I dunno about you, but I like being able to buy unique designs I can't find anywhere else on an AA shirt for $10 shipped.

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The hell with it.

pillin wrote:I'm not sure if it's jealousy or some other base emotion that is spurring your inane attacks on this design, but it's bordering on ridiculous now. I


Adder has NEVER praised a shirt in the fog, or a derby winner, because he is jealous. Right.

pillin wrote:

If a stick-figure design is getting votes, obviously people like it. If it bothers you so much, submit something "artistic" and see how well you do - given the designs I've seen from your site, I wont be surprised if your "art" doesn't make it.


I can't say that Nickelback is insipid, derivative BS because I myself can't make music that's any better because I don't have any musical skills.

Makes perfect sense!

Hey, thanks for pointing out that elephant there, pillin!

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cleverconveyence wrote:The hell with it.



I can't say that Nickelback is insipid, derivative BS because I myself can't make music that's any better because I don't have any musical skills.

Makes perfect sense!

Hey, thanks for pointing out that elephant there, pillin!


Woah, woah, woah there. What's up with all the harshness towards elephants? Elephants are awesome.

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I can't say that Nickelback is insipid, derivative BS because I myself can't make music that's any better because I don't have any musical skills.

Makes perfect sense!

Hey, thanks for pointing out that elephant there, pillin!


If you criticize Nickelback, but you yourself attempt to make rock music, it just comes out even crappier, then you have no basis for your argument. ;)

@eHalcyon - I like elephants too. They deserve more attention in life.

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cleverconveyence wrote:
I'm not even going to get into the treasure troves of logical fallacies, and how woot has actually printed some t-shirts that are creative AND marketable toward the site's audience in the past. Having standards doesn't make one a snob, and being artistically creative doesn't have to mean being "deep."

carp like this is the reason the truly talented artists are submitting less and less. Why even bother spending hours on a daily sub when carp like "terrible mistake" gets a print, and they get a rejection?


I find it funny that this stick figure success is more appalling to you art snobs than a bastardization of an important work in art's history. I've been to the Sistine Chapel; I've stared at the ceiling in awe. I've wandered the halls of the Louvre for hours on end, fascinated.

The most important thing I've learned though (which I'm surprised you art snobs haven't by now) is that art is completely subjective. For a medium like t-shirts, I find a simple, funny design is quite artistic. Woot presented a theme, Sekiyoku stood up at the plate, took a swing and knocked it out of the park. A t-shirt design doesn't have to have Chiaroscuro shading and other "artistic" techniques applied to make art - you snobs should already know this.

If you read what I said earlier: "I don't like every shirt that makes it through a derby, but then again I don't vote for them all either." No one is making you vote nor buy shirts of designs you don't like, and if your only reason for posting regarding this design is contempt for what you perceive as lacking artistic value - you're a pretty sad individual. If people came to discuss artistic merit in a positive way: i.e. "hey sekiyoku, I'm not a big fan of stick figures, why did you use them instead of perhaps cartoon-like characters?" it would be a very different story.

cleverconveyence wrote:I can't say that Nickelback is insipid, derivative BS because I myself can't make music that's any better because I don't have any musical skills.

Makes perfect sense!


Sekiyoku already explained why you failed, but I'll just add a few words.

What Adder is doing is being a hypocrite. There is a pretty big difference between simply being a critic_ vs. being a critic_ and trying (but failing) to do better than the one you are criticizing - kinda like what happened to you here. All I have to say is l2p.

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pillin wrote: If people came to discuss artistic merit in a positive way: i.e. "hey sekiyoku, I'm not a big fan of stick figures, why did you use them instead of perhaps cartoon-like characters?" it would be a very different story.


I think that's been the main point, although many of the people in this "discussion" haven't been the most civil. They don't like stick figures and would have preferred anything else. I suggested cartoon figures similar to Edgar's design, and while some may consider those only a small step up from stick figures, it's still a step up. I'm not a betting man, but I think it's a safe bet that had the characters been a little bit more than stick figures - even a little bit - then at least 90% of the complaints in this thread wouldn't have been made.

I hope I haven't been lumped into the "art snobs" category. I know next to nothing about art, and I can really only do cutesy designs.

I'm not a fan of stick figures either, but I'm not going to grumble and/or bemoan fate about it (yes, I manually typed in the woot filter there). I still think the colour issue in the design detail is liable to get you rejected, sekiyoku, but other than that, I have no beef with this design. At least this way, I get to tell my friends that I got pushed out of the fog by stick men. It's hilarious. ^^

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pillin wrote:Look, the designs on your website are pure garbage. I didn't want to have to say it, but it's true. Given that, it's pretty amazing that you have the gall to criticize other people about their creations.

I'm not sure if it's jealousy or some other base emotion that is spurring your inane attacks on this design, but it's bordering on ridiculous now. If you don't like the design, fine, don't vote for it. You don't have to attack the creator of it with your snobby, unjustified attitude.

If a stick-figure design is getting votes, obviously people like it. If it bothers you so much, submit something "artistic" and see how well you do - given the designs I've seen from your site, I wont be surprised if your "art" doesn't make it.


I completely agree.

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kmf600 wrote:Umm, its a shirt, stop being a dumb ass.


There's so many things wrong with this statement. How am I being a dumb ass by pointing out that the Row v. Wade shirt is plastering a controversial subject across a shirt for no real reason? Your logic of "it's a shirt" justifies all sorts of other controversial topics getting shirt prints or being "good" ideas.

I mean, really, what makes Row v. Wade a good concept as a shirt and not tacky/tasteless? It's a shirt, but that doesn't address either of my criticisms as to why it is a TERRIBLE shirt.

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EDIT: Posting at four in the morning apparently makes me lose track and double post. My apologies.

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Hell, from a critical standpoint, it's not even fair to lump all stick figure styles together. I count 2 stick figure designs in the top 15 of this derby, but just the stylistic differences between the figures alone proves that a wholesale dismissal of stick figures is unwarranted.

Also, discussion of dailies in relation to derby entries is just poor. It makes people sound incredibly, INCREDIBLY petty. Daily entries aren't voted on by the public. So when crappy dailies make it, people have every right to balk because the decision to pick that shirt was made by a very small number of people. Derby entries are voted on by the masses.

Let's say some of the big daily failures of the past two months had been submitted as derby entries. I can guarantee they never would have seen the light of day as a t-shirt.

That's the difference between a shirt like this and a daily. Don't act like you're crusading for the sanctity of shirt.woot, especially if you are using the poor quality of dailies in recent weeks as your battle cry.

I think this is the secret to success of stick figures: Stick figure designs, more than likely, can be churned out quickly. Stick figures make artistically executing a concept quick and easy. If the concept is stellar, most people on this site won't care what the stylistic execution is. The earlier you get your design in, the better they tend to do. That's a trend I've been observing in the past few derbies. The final contenders are usually either in the fog or on the cusp for practically the entire derby.

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I will firstly say that I laughed when I saw this. The implied motion of a cute happy face bag going over a curmudgeon's head is most certainly a comedic one. I think it's a clever idea that will make people smile.

However (and I may ruffle some feathers with this) I agree with BOTH sides. While I think that such a cute, lighthearted idea should have a chance at winning I also strongly believe that these types of 'low-effort entries' (sekiyoku, please forgive me if this is the wrong term, but I'm assuming that this didn't take you very long to execute) are encouraging those who pour great effort into their shirts to drop off. Simply: Why should an artist who usually spends 5 hours or more on a shirt design even try if someone can come in, sketch up something in an hour or less, and then sweep up with it?

Truly, we artists should just suck it up and keep up our determination ...but I'd be surprised if you could honestly tell me that you wouldn't be even slightly disappointed to see a 'low effort entry' pass the entry that you worked into the wee hours to render. The life lesson truly is "Life ain't fair", as not everyone who works hard will receive the reward they want, but I'm really hoping to hear that we can all at least empathize with this situation. We need more empathy, people. Less bickering.

What REALLY gets me miffed lately: people assuming that 'artistic' means 'Monet' or 'shapely paint blotches'. 'Artistic' as defined by the Internets -- "Showing imagination and skill." If someone is going to get paid $1000+ for a design and get the honor of being printed, I am going to feel robbed if I see a winning entry that seemingly took no effort at all(while I can clearly see that the shirt I wanted to win had much effort put into it). HOWEVER, not *all* of this 'effort' should be confined to the artwork itself. It should be everyone's responsibility to recognize that sometimes the great effort is in the idea and cleverness of an entry(and perhaps some we think are 'easy' weren't actually all that easy for the artist). It takes skill and time to come up with a witty idea too, you know.

That said, I don't believe this is the *most* clever of the entries... but I do believe that my opinion is just that. Mine. Whatever happens, a majority of Wooters wanted it to happen. We should feel privileged to be given the chance to win a thousand plus smackeroos AND get printed. There's no need to be snotty or mean.


Lastly, a conductor of an orchestra may not play the instruments his/herself...but a good one can pick out a flat note a mile away. A good one can tell when the orchestra is playing together or just reading the music. Using the argument "If you can't do it better, then that means you're wrong" isn't a very valid one and is also rather infuriating. : ( For instance, I can give a couple of very good reasons as to why Nickleback shouldn't be considered 'quality music' (and I'm not in a band). I don't like the band M.I.A. very much, but I can tell you that most of what it puts out is more thought out and worked on than anything of Nickleback's. M.I.A. isn't catering to people for popularity...they're working hard, creating what they love, and if people like it, so be it. Nickleback's songs are formulaic and repetitive. Something they *know* will probably make them money. And while there's nothing wrong with that, there are those of us who can tell the difference...without having our own band.

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pillin wrote:Sekiyoku already explained why you failed, but I'll just add a few words.

What Adder is doing is being a hypocrite. There is a pretty big difference between simply being a critic_ vs. being a critic_ and trying (but failing) to do better than the one you are criticizing - kinda like what happened to you here. All I have to say is l2p.


I don't think anyone with half a brain or eye and a long enough woot track record to recall a recent submission from me would say "that Adder, he really thinks his work is amazing".

I will, however, say that I believe EVERY SINGLE THING I have ever entered, from the worst to the best, is better than stick figures. Except that one time I made stick figures. It was a Leap Year derby, I don't think anyone wasted time on real effort there.

Of course, since you're being critical of my work, I'm sure you've had top 10 derby entries, right? I'm sure you've had winning designers say "man, pillin, I really dig this entry." Because I believe by your logic, if you haven't, you have no right to comment on anything. The fact is that your argument is invalid, but the facts according to you state you have nothing worth saying about it anyway.

Skill and intellect are not the same thing. Get the latter, and I'll get the former, and it'll be a fair fight.


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wow, look at all you optimistic people. this shirt is one of the most controversial in this derby, which is supposed to make happy. i say this having seen only this shirt. i saw it in today's woot o the day comments. and quite simply: i want one. the message of this derby is to be cheery and upbeat and two moody stick figures works. period.

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sekiyoku wrote:Just a quick fun idea that I had. Everyone's allowed a stick figure entry every few derbies, right? :D


Some really popular non-shirt.woot shirts are stick figures. They're simple but still aesthetically pleasing. 8D

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marzipanapple wrote:...What REALLY gets me miffed lately: people assuming that 'artistic' means 'Monet' or 'shapely paint blotches'. 'Artistic' as defined by the Internets -- "Showing imagination and skill." If someone is going to get paid $1000+ for a design and get the honor of being printed, I am going to feel robbed if I see a winning entry that seemingly took no effort at all(while I can clearly see that the shirt I wanted to win had much effort put into it). HOWEVER, not *all* of this 'effort' should be confined to the artwork itself...


This was a really good post. I totally agree that the "if you cant do it better, then you shouldn't say anything" argument is pancakes. By that logic, everyone should appreciate everything that they can't do themselves, right?

Also good was your definition of "artistic" and how some people misconstrue what some other people mean when they say "artistic." As well as the whole thing about understanding why people are bitter about "low effort" designs doing well, but that they should just suck it up. Hats off to you, Marzipan. I've gotten a little bitter on occasion, I'll admit it. I'm not saying that I have any right to be, and I wouldn't go bashing someone's design because of it. Luckily, I'm a good sucker-upper.

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AdderXYU wrote:
Of course, since you're being critical of my work, I'm sure you've had top 10 derby entries, right? I'm sure you've had winning designers say "man, pillin, I really dig this entry." Because I believe by your logic, if you haven't, you have no right to comment on anything. The fact is that your argument is invalid, but the facts according to you state you have nothing worth saying about it anyway.

Skill and intellect are not the same thing. Get the latter, and I'll get the former, and it'll be a fair fight.


Let me explain something that I guess takes more than common sense to "get."

What I'm doing here in this entry posting, is sticking up for the designer from certain snobby people because they, for some reason, feel the need to harp on an entry that they feel is not very artistic.

What you're doing here is being that snobby person, that feels the need to harp on an entry that you don't feel is very artistic.

Furthermore, I have never, not once, commented disparagingly in anyone's derby design no matter how poorly I thought of it. I suppose your work is an exception, largely because of your snobby attitude but poor show of skill. If I were to get into it, none of your shirt designs seem very original, nor very technically intense. You might say, "well it's better than stick figures" but every one of your designs that I've seen were not clever nor funny nor worth printing on a t-shirt for any reason at all. The only reason I'm saying this is to further prove my point - art is subjective.

I may have a poor opinion of your work, but I don't go to your derby entries and rub it in your face. If I had done so, then the concept of "well, what has pillin done?" becomes much more relevant. As such, you're not doing anything in this thread aside from looking down your nose with disdain, but simultaneously being completely oblivious as to how much of a hypocrite you are.

You certainly don't have to have any artistic skill to form an opinion about a design, but it does take something else to go to their derby entry and criticize someone else unconstructively: rudeness. Perhaps a taste of it here may jog your senses. If not, I've got no hope for you.

Again, the medium is the key here. Stick figures are not particularly tough to draw, but obviously enough people disagree with you on what is a good shirt design to put it in the fog of war. Whether it has artistic merit or not, is not for a single person, i.e. you, to decide.

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sekiyoku wrote:If you criticize Nickelback, but you yourself attempt to make rock music, it just comes out even crappier, then you have no basis for your argument. ;)


Tell that to every professional hater ever.

You don't need to be a sous chef to know when you're eating carp.

(Actually, when I think about it, if I actually learned to play, I probably could do better if it were just me and my younger brother. Maybe not as MARKETABLE (rimshot), but...)

Anyway, I mean no ill will towards you (I actually really liked your lust red design).
I just find it a bit frustrating that week in, week out I see really, REALLY good designs that would make great t-shirts (be it because they look nice, are clever, or both) fall by the wayside. I'm sure this is why Adder and others are frustrated, not because of some base emotion like "jealousy."

The fact that woot continues to snub great designers itself through the dailies is just infuriating.

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cleverconveyence wrote:
You don't need to be a sous chef to know when you're eating carp.


No, you don't, but if you're a chef and you are overly critical of another chef when you yourself have no skill in cooking, it's the kettle calling the pot black - much like what adder is doing in this thread.

cleverconveyence wrote:
Anyway, I mean no ill will towards you (I actually really liked your lust red design).
I just find it a bit frustrating that week in, week out I see really, REALLY good designs that would make great t-shirts (be it because they look nice, are clever, or both) fall by the wayside. I'm sure this is why Adder and others are frustrated, not because of some base emotion like "jealousy."


By the way, anger is a base emotion. I said "jealousy or some other base emotion."

It's fine that you're frustrated; you're entitled to your opinion, but it's not necessary to disparage a designer just because it doesn't fall in with your ideals nor is it necessary to carry that discussion into any particular derby entry.

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AdderXYU wrote:*clip* It could be actual fleshed out people *clip*


Is this '"fleshed out" enough?

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AdderXYU wrote:I will, however, say that I believe EVERY SINGLE THING I have ever entered, from the worst to the best, is better than stick figures. Except that one time I made stick figures.


Troll spotted.

The use of drawn figures/characters are irrelevant to this design. It's cute, and a lot of people are amused enough to vote it up. Maybe your hostility would be better directed at the people voting, rather than the designer ( even though they are *clearly* inferior to you)?

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wils9745 wrote:Troll spotted.

The use of drawn figures/characters are irrelevant to this design. It's cute, and a lot of people are amused enough to vote it up. Maybe your hostility would be better directed at the people voting, rather than the designer ( even though they are *clearly* inferior to you)?


My hostility is toward both. But the fact of the matter is, if the "designer" had a shred of self respect, they wouldn't have put this in the derby. This is about basic worth.

Lets say you're auditioning actresses for a role. One young woman comes through and blows the roof off. They tap into the emotion of the reading you give them, they're genuine and likable in your questioning, they look like how you imagined the character. You think it's all over. But maybe an hour of auditions later, another girl skips in, wrinkling her nose and looking totally beguilingly cute. It's nice for a moment, but then she reads her script and can't escape the poles of monotone and valley girl. Interviewing her is worse... she doesn't grasp a second of what you ask, and the things she does think she knows are even more embarrassing. You mark her off the list, but the others around you praise her. They even insist that the auditions stop and she gets the part. That's what this is. This shouldn't even be an argument. There should be no opinion in the way of the simple fact: this is not good enough, it never will be good enough, we shouldn't allow it to be good enough, and everyone who thinks it is good enough is not fit to be selecting. There is real money on the line here, and real respect to be lost for the what, maybe 10 legit artists still bothering with this site? You're hiring someone who not only seems untrainable, but who is showing no effort even, and no desire to improve. Someone who not only is deficient on execution, but incredibly deficient on ideas. I know, some of you dolts spend all day on woot while working, so maybe that's why you like rewarding zero effort with a paycheck, but is that really the majority?

It's nice that you alert us to your coming by saying "Troll spotted," though.


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artulo wrote:seriously? more stick figures? this place gets worse every day. i'm not surprised it's doing well.


I also feel that stick figures are starting to become overused. I'm not saying they can never be an appropriate design element in some cases though. My suggestion to Woot is they should stipulate in the weekly theme announcement whether or not stick figures should be allowed, like they currently do with text. Most weeks it's not allowed but every so often it is. Something like No text this week. No stick figures this week. Of course that may open a whole new can of worms about what design elements should be banned/allowed. Or maybe not. Anyway, just a random thought.

By the way sekiyoku, I think this is a clever idea and I'm not trying to pick on it. I was just adding my opinion on the 'stick figure' discussion.

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cleverconveyence wrote:Tell that to every professional hater ever.

You don't need to be a sous chef to know when you're eating carp.

(Actually, when I think about it, if I actually learned to play, I probably could do better if it were just me and my younger brother. Maybe not as MARKETABLE (rimshot), but...)

Anyway, I mean no ill will towards you (I actually really liked your lust red design).
I just find it a bit frustrating that week in, week out I see really, REALLY good designs that would make great t-shirts (be it because they look nice, are clever, or both) fall by the wayside. I'm sure this is why Adder and others are frustrated, not because of some base emotion like "jealousy."

The fact that woot continues to snub great designers itself through the dailies is just infuriating.


I dunno, I think it would be something like the Pussycat Dolls criticizing Britney Spears for being manufactured crappy pop sex symbols.

But I agree about the next part. I don't think that a stick figure "deserves" to win. I think that there are often tshirt designs that would be awesome and that I would love to wear that don't make it. But that's what you get with a majority voting system. What most people want, everyone gets.

However, I don't really see what the complaints are towards specifically. Are they towards me? I'm not a stick figure "person." This is probably my only stick figure picture I've ever done; the design that I did last week took me at least ten hours. The other design I did this week does not involve stick figures. I probably won't do stick figures again in the near future, although if there happens to be a theme that spawns an idea that would just be perfect with stick figures, I certainly won't change them to something else if I think stick figures are the best option.

Are the complaints towards the voters? Then why come argue with me on my thread? Go PM the people who commented on this picture, I love this! GMV! and explain to them your opinion and see how many of them you can get to take back their vote. If your opinion is the correct one ;) then it shouldn't be that hard to make others see reason.

Adder, just get over yourself plskthx. Your arguments have completely degenerated into personal attacks and namecalling.

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arcsus wrote:I also feel that stick figures are starting to become overused. I'm not saying they can never be an appropriate design element in some cases though. My suggestion to Woot is they should stipulate in the weekly theme announcement whether or not stick figures should be allowed, like they currently do with text. Most weeks it's not allowed but every so often it is. Something like No text this week. No stick figures this week. Of course that may open a whole new can of worms about what design elements should be banned/allowed. Or maybe not. Anyway, just a random thought.

By the way sekiyoku, I think this is a clever idea and I'm not trying to pick on it. I was just adding my opinion on the 'stick figure' discussion.


Thanks. I have no problems with a no stick figures rule. I love the no text rule. :p I also don't have a problem with people who don't like the design, or people who are tired of stick figures.

I just have a problem with Adder. l ol :D

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AdderXYU wrote:My hostility is toward both. But the fact of the matter is, if the "designer" had a shred of self respect, they wouldn't have put this in the derby. This is about basic worth.

Lets say you're auditioning actresses for a role. One young woman comes through and blows the roof off. They tap into the emotion of the reading you give them, they're genuine and likable in your questioning, they look like how you imagined the character. You think it's all over. But maybe an hour of auditions later, another girl skips in, wrinkling her nose and looking totally beguilingly cute. It's nice for a moment, but then she reads her script and can't escape the poles of monotone and valley girl. Interviewing her is worse... she doesn't grasp a second of what you ask, and the things she does think she knows are even more embarrassing. You mark her off the list, but the others around you praise her. They even insist that the auditions stop and she gets the part. That's what this is. This shouldn't even be an argument. There should be no opinion in the way of the simple fact: this is not good enough, it never will be good enough, we shouldn't allow it to be good enough, and everyone who thinks it is good enough is not fit to be selecting. There is real money on the line here, and real respect to be lost for the what, maybe 10 legit artists still bothering with this site? You're hiring someone who not only seems untrainable, but who is showing no effort even, and no desire to improve. Someone who not only is deficient on execution, but incredibly deficient on ideas. I know, some of you dolts spend all day on woot while working, so maybe that's why you like rewarding zero effort with a paycheck, but is that really the majority?

It's nice that you alert us to your coming by saying "Troll spotted," though.


Your entire analogy is COMPLETELY flawed because you don't assume that the valley girl is just getting into the part. Furthermore, likening shirt.woot to an audition for a role is just a poor analogy overall. Designers aren't auditioning to fit into a predetermined design. They are given a theme, but that's not the same thing AT ALL. It's not like reading for a part at that point, wrecking your analogy completely. Your argument would hold if the derby each week was "Okay, you have to depict a happy person dealing with a grumpy person. GO." With how intentionally vague the derby descriptions are, you can't liken it to reading for a part at all.

To put it in woot terms, sekiyoku has shown that they are capable of actually designing stellar work that wouldn't draw your criticism of "b-b-b-but stick figures."

Why does this apply to your analogy? Because stick figures fit the concept well, and I still think they fit the concept BETTER than any other avenue of design simply because of their simplicity.

To frame it in a different light, just look at some of the roles some people in Hollywood have taken. Will Ferrell is a fantastic example. He's been in good comedies, downright terrible comedies, and Stranger Than Fiction, where he played his part BRILLIANTLY. To cherrypick an example from his work and then declare him a terrible actor would be ridiculous.

In other words, it's all about range. Sekiyoku has displayed range in designing. The artist isn't just about all stick figures all the time. If a designer fogged that never did anything better than stick figures, your argument would apply.

It's abundantly clear that this shirt fogged because of the concept, not the artistic execution of it.

AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

The rest of your post is ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. Yes, real money is on the line. I know the connection isn't always there, but first and foremost, shirt.woot is a BUSINESS. More often than not, the more votes a shirt has, the more people will buy it. The reverse is also true. Some of my favorite designs languish at the bottom of every derby, but that's because there are clear trends for how people vote and buy on shirt.woot. If you want to beat the drum for changing the voting system, start beating THAT drum instead of calling artists out. It'll be a lot more productive in the long run. I'll let Sekiyoku speak for his or her self, but I'm pretty sure they aren't going to feel ruined as an artist when they walk away with a print and some money because Adder told them stick figures are lazy.

Which brings me to my NEXT point: respect. Really? What are you meaning here, exactly? The artists aren't going to lose any sort of respect, unless you're making the terribly flawed argument that if stick figures were banned, then REAL art would be in the fog because, news flash, that's simply not true. I mean, maybe if we went by Adder's exceedingly high, arbitrary standards, then our artist corps wouldn't have to fear for their respect. Otherwise, there is no loss of respect. They didn't lose because they are bad artists. They didn't lose because their designs are poor. They lost because voters didn't vote for them. I really doubt anyone is going to think any less of the artistic entries or their designers because they didn't fog. And if they do, that's a shortcoming of the person making that assumption, not the system itself.

Finally, this sounds poor, but shirt.woot isn't the only pony in town, and when it comes to "artistic" shirts, it is a FARCRY from the best pony in town. After a period of time, the artists are free to take their designs elsewhere. A rejection or not winning a derby on woot isn't the end of the line. If there is a market for their shirts and designs, they will be bought. It's that simple.

Like I said, your REAL issue here is the voting system. I'd love to make it a system where, when you vote, you are locked into buying that shirt, essentially setting yourself up to be automatically out $30.

And just to address any criticism of this wall of text, I'm bored, don't want to study, and am rather tired of Adder's nonsense.

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HeartlineTwist wrote:And just to address any criticism of this wall of text, I'm bored, don't want to study, and am rather tired of Adder's nonsense.


I think Adder just needs to be the one and only judge here - that's the real issue. DAMN THE SYSTEM!

My analogy would be a guy that makes a shirt and says, "Hey, you guys like this?" and a bunch of people say, "Yeah, I'd buy it" and then one guy completely flips out and wastes 20 minutes explaining the correlation of stick figures and voting policies on contest websites.

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I have a problem with adding restrictions to designs, because if that's the case then there's a lot of us that would like to see a ban on birds, pirates, zombies, monkeys, ufo, big foot... pretty much everything. With the time constraints (one week) we all know that if you don't sub the design early enough you'll not win. Course there's the exception (Gentry and such). Sekiyoku had a great idea and was able to deliver the concept using simple line figures in a speedy way. Not to mention it was popular enough to make in the fog. For a line figure to be able enter the fog it must've been executed very well. Don't like what the majority likes then Get the hell out! Simple! Go to threadless,designbyhumans, or any other shirt design sites out there or go to hell for all I care. We sub for an audience, and majority rules, lottavem aren't designers and vote on what they like. For the hatters to be so critical of dumb carp may seem like jealousy even if that's not the case. GET OVER IT!

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sekiyoku wrote:
Adder, just get over yourself plskthx. Your arguments have completely degenerated into personal attacks and namecalling.


Mine? Seriously?

What it comes down to is that even your non stick-figure work is textbook and bland. There is no art in your art. I don't expect a bunch of people who cannot grasp this to understand what art actually is, but I quite believe that your style is as innovative as a how to draw manga book. Which is ironic seeing as the guy who was so against the how to draw book last week is now supporting stick figures. In some ways, the stick figures are actually MORE creative. And considering how little thought is required to use them, that's saying a lot.

why don't you browse through your thread and see if I'm the only person who thinks this entry is ludicrous. It's not about me. I'm simply the only one willing to put myself on the line about it. This is not art and you are not an artist. It's hardly design. Of course you'll see that as personal attack, because I'm not willing to stroke your ego that this is somehow worth printing. It's no less personal attack than you and others have gone into on my end. Although like everything else about this entry and your style, not even your attacks are delivered with a shred of panache.


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AdderXYU wrote:Mine? Seriously?

What it comes down to is that even your non stick-figure work is textbook and bland. There is no art in your art. I don't expect a bunch of people who cannot grasp this to understand what art actually is, but I quite believe that your style is as innovative as a how to draw manga book. Which is ironic seeing as the guy who was so against the how to draw book last week is now supporting stick figures. In some ways, the stick figures are actually MORE creative. And considering how little thought is required to use them, that's saying a lot.

why don't you browse through your thread and see if I'm the only person who thinks this entry is ludicrous. It's not about me. I'm simply the only one willing to put myself on the line about it. This is not art and you are not an artist. It's hardly design. Of course you'll see that as personal attack, because I'm not willing to stroke your ego that this is somehow worth printing. It's no less personal attack than you and others have gone into on my end. Although like everything else about this entry and your style, not even your attacks are delivered with a shred of panache.


ha ha I have a problem with you unrelated to this shirt. :p I just hate people who go around and whine everywhere about how things should change and go back to how they used to be and complain about absolutely everything. Do something to change it, if you feel so angered by it. Complaining is annoying to read, and because you do it about everything, no one takes you seriously.

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HeartlineTwist wrote:

Like I said, your REAL issue here is the voting system. I'd love to make it a system where, when you vote, you are locked into buying that shirt, essentially setting yourself up to be automatically out $30.

And just to address any criticism of this wall of text, I'm bored, don't want to study, and am rather tired of Adder's nonsense.


I approve of this voting system. xD Especially because that's the point of the current system - you click I'd want one, implying that you'd buy it if it printed, but obviously that's not the case.

It would also get rid of the annoying post of "I voted for this shirt, but I'm just not feeling it now" l ol. :p

I don't know how this system could feasibly work though. xD

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AdderXYU wrote:.... I don't expect a bunch of people who cannot grasp this to understand what art actually is, but...


I guess this conversation is over folks; we have the king of art here - I guess it ain't art unless he says it is, and us mere mortals have no chance at comprehending it.

AdderXYU wrote:It's not about me. I'm simply the only one willing to put myself on the line about it.


We also have a martyr on our hands. The holy king of art, AdderXYU on a mission from the art gods crusading into the pagan lands of stick figures and art-less masses bringing snobbish disdain throughout the lands. Our t-shirts, once devoid of art will now be graced with such wonders as
and

Prepare yourself, friends, the holy art revolution will not be televised.

AdderXYU, there is a term for this sort of behavior - it's called being full of yourself.

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Urm...how can you say this...

AdderXYU wrote:Mine? Seriously?


...and then immediately launch into one of the most intensely personal attacks I've seen on this site...

AdderXYU wrote:What it comes down to is that even your non stick-figure work is textbook and bland. There is no art in your art. I don't expect a bunch of people who cannot grasp this to understand what art actually is, but I quite believe that your style is as innovative as a how to draw manga book. Which is ironic seeing as the guy who was so against the how to draw book last week is now supporting stick figures. In some ways, the stick figures are actually MORE creative. And considering how little thought is required to use them, that's saying a lot.


Honestly, consider what you're saying BEFORE you write next time.

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sekiyoku wrote:I approve of this voting system. xD Especially because that's the point of the current system - you click I'd want one, implying that you'd buy it if it printed, but obviously that's not the case.

It would also get rid of the annoying post of "I voted for this shirt, but I'm just not feeling it now" l ol. :p

I don't know how this system could feasibly work though. xD


Could they rig it as an honor system where if you don't actually buy a shirt you committed to buy, then you lose out on future voting/purchasing privileges? Have a "take my vote back" cutoff day of like...Tuesday or Wednesday at the latest.

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AdderXYU wrote:Although like everything else about this entry and your style, not even your attacks are delivered with a shred of panache.


I, for one, admire your passion, Adder. In fact, I respect it. Next week, just for you, I will submit some stick figure manga. You can come over and bash it all you want and my attacks on you will have all the panache you could ever hope for! It'll be great.

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I like it. It is simple, original and creative. Who's to judge whether or not your art is 'artistic?' If you don't like it then don't vote for it. This is not a terribly difficult concept. The whole point of public voting for the shirts is not to pick the most 'artistic' ones, but shirts that you would like to wear if they won or that suit your own artistic fancy. After all, it's not like everyone here has the same artistic standards as the next woot goer. A design does not have to be the next Mona Lisa for it to be considered an attractive and wearable shirt. Sometimes simple is the way to go and I think it works very well here. If you want something more visually complex then I would suggest voting for something else or finding yourself a new site instead of QQing about a shirt that you don't feel deserves to be in the fog. Great job on the design, I would buy it if it weren't for the fact that I am a poor college student >.<

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Never even knew about the derby until I saw your sig. I'd buy without question.

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Psystal wrote:Urm...how can you say this...



Honestly, consider what you're saying BEFORE you write next time.


I did. And I mean it from the bottom of my heart.

My question is, who took it personal first? If you can't handle a critique, you shouldn't put your work out. And that is what this is about. This piece has nothing to offer artistically. I'll be happy to debate the worth of my own work next time I submit some. The thing of it is, what I do doesn't make this better. It's not about me. It's about this, and this sucking, and this designer sucking. Look at the fog. It is the same shirt three times, and then Tgentry.


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AdderXYU wrote:I did. And I mean it from the bottom of my heart.

My question is, who took it personal first? If you can't handle a critique, you shouldn't put your work out. And that is what this is about. This piece has nothing to offer artistically. I'll be happy to debate the worth of my own work next time I submit some. The thing of it is, what I do doesn't make this better. It's not about me. It's about this, and this sucking, and this designer sucking. Look at the fog. It is the same shirt three times, and then Tgentry.


I definitely agree that if you can't handle a critique of your work then you probably shouldn't submit it. It would be silly to turn away constructive criticism. While I agree that the shirt lacks a lot of typical 'artistic' qualities, I don't think it means the shirt is bad. It is fine to critique a design, but wouldn't you think it a bit naive for such knowledgeable person in regards to artistic quality to say it's bad essentially because it was not pretty or complex enough? How can you properly critique the design by saying this when it clearly wasn't trying to impress anyone with how realistic or pretty it was. It's intentions were merely to make you laugh and smile, maybe you should lighten up a bit and take a breather I do enjoy your posts, Adder, I find that they add some good color to the comments so I thought I'd give you my two cents.

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AdderXYU wrote:I did. And I mean it from the bottom of my heart.

My question is, who took it personal first? If you can't handle a critique, you shouldn't put your work out. And that is what this is about. This piece has nothing to offer artistically. I'll be happy to debate the worth of my own work next time I submit some. The thing of it is, what I do doesn't make this better. It's not about me. It's about this, and this sucking, and this designer sucking. Look at the fog. It is the same shirt three times, and then Tgentry.


So, I take it that 3:10 to Yuma, Back to the Future Part III and Unforgiven are all just the same movie three times? This comment was fine until here. Even if you want to lump the squirrel and the other animals together, lumping this with them simply isn't cutting it. Even then, they are HARDLY the same shirt, and you know it. Being an "art critic" you should know better than to lump things together like that. Otherwise, you'd be grouping several classic artists together because their work looks somewhat similar.

I'm not trying to discredit anyone, but if you think the other two entries beside this and tgentry's are any less artistically valid or conceptually valid than tgentry's, I just don't know what to say to you.

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AdderXYU wrote:... This piece has nothing to offer artistically. I'll be happy to debate the worth of my own work next time I submit some. The thing of it is, what I do doesn't make this better. It's not about me. It's about this, and this sucking, and this designer sucking. Look at the fog. It is the same shirt three times, and then Tgentry.


I'm now firmly convinced that you wouldn't know art if it kicked you in the junk, mugged you, and left you lying in an alley. In your blurry haze of pain you'd yell frantically at the fleeing art and say that there was nothing artistic about it at all. When you see the police sketch of the suspected art you berate the officer for not getting his lines right, messing up the shading, and generally knowing nothing about art. You submit your own sketch of the assailant and the police thank you politely before tossing it into the trash as you leave. Days later in a police lineup actually containing the perpetrating art, you are unable to point out your assailant because you can't recognize art right in front of you. You wander the rest of your life without knowing what art truly is, seeing glimpses of it in the corner of your eyes, teasing you, but you whirl around shaking your fist and decry the degeneration of style and art all around you.

In the afterlife it comes to you in a rush, "This..." you say, "...this is what art is."

At least, thats the most optimistic way it plays out in my brain.

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pillin. I am giving you a virtual bow. Way to take the "you wouldn't know art if it kicked you in the junk" line and run with it. Excellent piece of work. There is no mockery here because I know sarcasm does not translate in typing. This is excellent. And now watch as Adder picks apart your word usage and unvarying sentence length to prove how unintelligent you are and therefore unworthy to live on the same earth as him. It's a shame to, because until he tells me otherwise, (and he will), I like it. But the opinion of the great Adder, is the only possible opinion.

Its about time I buy something. Give me a reason to pull the trigger! Please!

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Its simple yet effective. I think its funny that a huge argument erupted over a shirt like this. Sure it's a stick figure shirt, but the concept is funny and well executed.
I'd wear one anyday.

Vote for me!!

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I don't like this shirt, and would never wear it, but that doesn't mean someone else's viewpoints are not valid.

To me, the artist has demonstrated their talent with previous entries, so to say they "suck" is a little harsh. Maybe this design is below their potential, but a lot of people still like it. It doesn't mean those people are right or wrong, it just means those people like it.

Adder, you will never argue people out of how they feel. You'll only frustrate yourself in the process.

However, I will add, I am completely saddened the way fantastic, original, artistic work like BootsBoots sits far outside the fog, when simplistic stuff like this shirt will print and make $. Boots (and others) deserve better for their efforts. But that's what you get when you let people vote for what they like. Sometimes you like the results, and sometimes you don't. It's just the way it is

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I want one. Not sure about the color, but I'd still buy it.

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I want one. Not sure about the color, but I'd still buy it.

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BootsBoots wrote:I, for one, admire your passion, Adder. In fact, I respect it. Next week, just for you, I will submit some stick figure manga. You can come over and bash it all you want and my attacks on you will have all the panache you could ever hope for! It'll be great.


Man, there goes my next derby idea... ;)

I'm giving up on designing for now... Enjoy my daughter's watercolor of an octopus.

53 Woots (21 Woot, 18 Shirt, 9 Sellout, 5 Kids)

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AdderXYU wrote:I did. And I mean it from the bottom of my heart.

My question is, who took it personal first? If you can't handle a critique, you shouldn't put your work out. And that is what this is about. This piece has nothing to offer artistically. I'll be happy to debate the worth of my own work next time I submit some. The thing of it is, what I do doesn't make this better. It's not about me. It's about this, and this sucking, and this designer sucking. Look at the fog. It is the same shirt three times, and then Tgentry.

Awesome.. lets start now.

Look at your website:

http://apparelxyu.blogspot.com/

wow. just, wow.

'I am the slime' is thought provoking; "wow, think adder fell off his roof."

'Its in a book' did make me wonder; "I wonder if adder fell off the wagon."

'Send it by Giraffe? .. the one with the vibrator tied to the animals neck?; "Adders mouse must have fallen and hit submit somehow.. he really cant think anyone would want to wear that"

I wish youd fall off your imaginary high horse. Fall in line for some etiquette and art lessons.. or just fall off the map and leave these forums alone... from the bottom of my heart.

All youve done for weeks is troll and whine with an undeserved sense of self righteousness.


oh.. PS

"This piece has nothing to offer artistically. ..The thing of it is, what I do doesn't make this better. "
then you offer nothing to the discussion.. so discussing you with the same respect you show others is totally fair game.

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BootsBoots wrote:I, for one, admire your passion, Adder. In fact, I respect it. Next week, just for you, I will submit some stick figure manga. You can come over and bash it all you want and my attacks on you will have all the panache you could ever hope for! It'll be great.


Do it Boots, do it!!!

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Jestik wrote:I don't like this shirt, and would never wear it, but that doesn't mean someone else's viewpoints are not valid.

To me, the artist has demonstrated their talent with previous entries, so to say they "suck" is a little harsh. Maybe this design is below their potential, but a lot of people still like it. It doesn't mean those people are right or wrong, it just means those people like it.

Adder, you will never argue people out of how they feel. You'll only frustrate yourself in the process.

However, I will add, I am completely saddened the way fantastic, original, artistic work like BootsBoots sits far outside the fog, when simplistic stuff like this shirt will print and make $. Boots (and others) deserve better for their efforts. But that's what you get when you let people vote for what they like. Sometimes you like the results, and sometimes you don't. It's just the way it is


All of the reason to have a dictatorshi-... wootatorship.

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Shoppingdingo wrote:
'Its in a book' did make me wonder; "I wonder if adder fell off the wagon."


To say nothing of the poor quality rainbow, comprised of bent ovals with rounded edges so that it does not look like a coherent rainbow, and furthermore spills off the edges of the unicorn. Ugh.

I'd also note that Baseball and Hotdogs is, in fact, stick figure art. And unlike the stick figure art in this entry, it does not use the stick figure aesthetic for a clean, timeless cartoon look - it uses it because apparently the artist cannot anthropomorphize something more artfully than drawing lines for arms and legs and identical expressionless smiles.

Any other works of art you want to discuss?

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AdderXYU wrote:Given that "Easy v. Optimism" isn't a court case regarding the rights of homosexuals to marry, I'd say there will be a little less furor.

But seriously, less stick figures, please. Woot's already an artistic joke without that being the direction it takes.


look in the mirror if you want to see a joke

and also, if you dont like it here.... go somewhere else. Quit your b1tchin

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AdderXYU wrote: I will, however, say that I believe EVERY SINGLE THING I have ever entered, from the worst to the best, is better than stick figures. Except that one time I made stick figures.

So, you yourself used stick figures in a derby? Doesn't this just go and invalidate every horrible thing you've just said?

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The posts in this thread have me cracking up. xD <3 you guys.

Jestik wrote:
However, I will add, I am completely saddened the way fantastic, original, artistic work like BootsBoots sits far outside the fog, when simplistic stuff like this shirt will print and make $. Boots (and others) deserve better for their efforts. But that's what you get when you let people vote for what they like. Sometimes you like the results, and sometimes you don't. It's just the way it is


I like Boots's entry too, but I'm sure it will get an honorable mention, and even if it doesn't win in doubletake. it seems like something that woot would give an editor's choice to. Sometimes woot has to intervene to make things better when woot voters cannot. :D

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Sekiyoku--

You might find this interesting,
http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Entry.aspx?id=10098
especially the last comment made by the designer himself. Just thought I'd make you feel better since I know it's hard enough to put your work out there in public, and even harder when someone tears it down (especially if that person is a blatant hypocrite. Don't believe me? Follow the link)

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sekiyoku wrote:The posts in this thread have me cracking up. xD <3 you guys.



I like Boots's entry too, but I'm sure it will get an honorable mention, and even if it doesn't win in doubletake. it seems like something that woot would give an editor's choice to. Sometimes woot has to intervene to make things better when woot voters cannot. :D




BOOTSBOOTS needs to be number 1 (but i will settle for anywhere in the top 3!!!!) I have never cared for a derby shirt as much as this one. Derby shirts have mostly been a bore to me.
Go BOOTSBOOTS GO!!!!!!!!!

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AdderXYU wrote: Which is ironic seeing as the guy who was so against the how to draw book last week is now supporting stick figures. In some ways, the stick figures are actually MORE creative. And considering how little thought is required to use them, that's saying a lot.


The ridiculous amount of hypocrisy you're displaying kinda negates your entire point...

Allow me to point you towards Tgentry's latest "winner" where you'll no doubt feel more comfortable critiquing your self-defined "real art".

a2theharris wrote:At first it looks like blood spurting out, but then you do a double take and you get the cuteness.


Awesome Entries!

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I'm not upset that sekiyoku did a design with stick figures, as we can pretty much interpret the theme however we want. What is a little sad in my opinion, and what I personally believe is the real fuel behind Adder's opinions on this piece, is the fact that designs like BootsBoots aren't even in the fog.

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This shirt makes me feel very optimistic. I have absolutely NO artistic talent (regardless of how artistic or talent are defined), but I now feel I could win a derby. I have had a lot of shirt designs ideas but thought they would have no chance because of my inability to represent them in an attractive or interesting way.

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BootsBoots wrote:I, for one, admire your passion, Adder. In fact, I respect it. Next week, just for you, I will submit some stick figure manga. You can come over and bash it all you want and my attacks on you will have all the panache you could ever hope for! It'll be great.


You'll do it, you'll win, and I think Adder's head will spontaneously explode.

Adder, you DO realize that if you spent a tenth of the time you do rambling about art and carrying out vendettas against all that is crude and unworthy of T-shirts on shirt.woot on your T-shirt designs, I think you might just be able to save us. SAVE US, ADDER! Save us from mediocrity! Save us from stick figures and scared food and cutesy manga animals and all of this TERRIBLE TERRIBLE work. I know you can do it. I believe in you. Don't let me down!!! Then again, I guess we, being the heathens we are, are not worthy of your immense blessings of skill and dexterity in T-shirt design. No wonder you haven't submitted anything recently. Shirt.woot just isn't good enough for your work.

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Deadite7 wrote:So, you yourself used stick figures in a derby? Doesn't this just go and invalidate every horrible thing you've just said?


It doesn't invalidate anything as long as he doesn't try to defend his use of stick figures. He didn't. In fact, he used it just to poke fun at a relatively terrible derby theme.

As for his comments on his own stick figure design... well, reading the last one made me think he was just being facetious, though the rest of the comments... I don't know. Meh.

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if theres ever a derby competition entitled "sadistic killers" you should enter something very similar except with the smile-face-bag already on the guys head and the smiling dude is choking the other dude out who is struggling.

how evil would THAT be.

GMV BTW

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Melkoret wrote:GMV


I *just* got this.

After looking over a couple other "stick figure" shirts, this is the only one (far as I can tell) that actually pulled it off. There are plenty of other legitimately lazy ones though.

a2theharris wrote:At first it looks like blood spurting out, but then you do a double take and you get the cuteness.


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HeartlineTwist wrote:You'll do it, you'll win, and I think Adder's head will spontaneously explode.

Adder, you DO realize that if you spent a tenth of the time you do rambling about art and carrying out vendettas against all that is crude and unworthy of T-shirts on shirt.woot on your T-shirt designs, I think you might just be able to save us. SAVE US, ADDER! Save us from mediocrity! Save us from stick figures and scared food and cutesy manga animals and all of this TERRIBLE TERRIBLE work. I know you can do it. I believe in you. Don't let me down!!! Then again, I guess we, being the heathens we are, are not worthy of your immense blessings of skill and dexterity in T-shirt design. No wonder you haven't submitted anything recently. Shirt.woot just isn't good enough for your work.


Not likely.

You see, if only horrible work wins, and if we BOTH agree that I'm no artistic savant, then I'm in a quandary. Nothing I can do at a woot level of horrific can win, but improving my art would simply lead to having even less chance. Seriously, what benefit would improvement have when stick figures are what is in vogue?


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AdderXYU wrote:Not likely.

You see, if only horrible work wins, and if we BOTH agree that I'm no artistic savant, then I'm in a quandary. Nothing I can do at a woot level of horrific can win, but improving my art would simply lead to having even less chance. Seriously, what benefit would improvement have when stick figures are what is in vogue?


You should seriously consider therapy... seriously

did i say seriously?
serious

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Wow, that's a lot of talkin'. I didn't read nearly all of it but I came to a useful revelation. I was one of the people dismayed by the printing of "Yay Broccoli" last week. Mostly it was Joel's avoidance of the copyright issue but it did get in my craw a bit that the shirt was a sellout without really having anything new on it.

I think what Adder (and many others who hang out more at Shirt.Woot than Woot) is pining for is the early days of Woot when they couldn't really get the regular Woot crowd to click over and check what the new t-shirt is. So, Shirt.Woot developed it's own style and crowd. I think Woot has made enough changes to their navigation and Shirt.Woot has been around long enough that this is no longer true.

So now Shirt.Woot is truly selling to their WHOLE customer base, many of those people have become intrigued and started voting, and things are a bit different around here. Since I've been here since day 1 of Shirt.Woot, I can't say I don't miss the old days but I can see the writing on the wall and can live with how it is now.

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I just wanted to point out, this shirt being in the fog isn't whats keeping boots' design out. I like the shirt, but its in 7th place. A few hundred votes away. Dont blame this shirt on its non-placement. People just dont like it as much.

Its about time I buy something. Give me a reason to pull the trigger! Please!

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This is great! One of the very few designs that I would want that has stick figures on it. I need this for the hub. ;)

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Looks like i'm in the minority, but I really don't think this is a very good design - sorry... I can't see shelling out money for a tee-shirt with stick figures on them.

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Difficulty rating: 3/10
Execution: 10/10

A simple concept with perfect execution. People like that.

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First off: Loved the shirt. I joined woot for two reasons. To vote for and hopefully buy this shirt, and to throw my two cents into the fray.

I think the simplistic design for the shirt is perfect. True it's not very artistic but it doesn't have to be. It's supposed to be about being happy and easy going and the stick figure is the perfect medium for conveying this. Sure he could have gone into more detail, maybe given the mad one a curly moustache, but he didn't have to. I like it the way it is, and apparently so do a lot of people. And that's what this site is for: Giving people what they want. People vote for shirts they want and so woot makes money and we get silly shirts. Plain and simple. So what if people have lowered the standards for art, it's just a shirt. Art is art no matter how simple it may be.

As for Adder, I agree that he's either a seasoned troll or just a disgruntled artist in desparate need of a paper bag (that made me laugh so hard). The theatre analogy you used earlier could be used both ways. I myself am in theatre and I've seen experienced and skilled actors lose parts to novices and beginners. Wanna know why? Two reasons. One: The audience liked the actor's performance more. Isn't that what theatre is all about? Giving the audience what they want? They paid to see a show they'll like so that should be what they get. Second reason: That actor was better suited for that role. One actor could be truly moving in the role of a tragic hero but could be bested by a novice who can deliver a punch line. Here, the stick figures are more easy going and that works. It's supposed to be easy going. It's a happy topic. If the topic was Pessimism then a stick figure wouldn't work nearly as well.

Well that's all I gotta say about that. Love the shirt (as does everyone I've shown it to) and I hope I can be wearing it sometime soon.

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Just something I forgot to mention in my last post. Sorry.

Quote from description of this derby: "we're looking for your cheeriest, twinkliest, upbeatest shirt designs. We want to see t-shirts that will make us feel like everything's gonna be swell, just swell. We want designs that fill us with the confidence to face all the challenges each new day presents."

Cheery: Check
Twinkly: I don't even know what that really means.
Upbeat: Check
Feeling like everything's gonna be swell (just swell): Check
Confidence to face challenges each new day presents: Check.

Looks like the shirt fits the derby description to me. Gets the job done all the same.

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LanyardLad wrote:I joined woot for two reasons. To vote for and hopefully buy this shirt, and to throw my two cents into the fray.


LanyardLad
Joined: Sep 21, 2008

Surely you must have joined for another, less specific reason.

Anyway, I'm afraid you can't vote without having purchased something from a woot site first.

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eHalcyon wrote:LanyardLad
Joined: Sep 21, 2008

Surely you must have joined for another, less specific reason.


l ol. :D

Anyway, thanks for the support, although I'm a she.

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sekiyoku wrote:l ol. :D

Anyway, thanks for the support, although I'm a she.


Can I be the dog with the fish to your cat? JAY KAY

Grats on what looks to be two shirts making it to print - don't want to count chickens before they hatch but I'd say it's a safe bet.

I will definitely buy this shirt.

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Very cute, but I won't be voting on it because I hope your other design wins

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sekiyoku wrote:l ol. :D

Anyway, thanks for the support, although I'm a she.


A little Louis Armstrong . . . to lighten the mood.

I see shirts of green, and magenta too
I see stick figures, and cute monsters too
And I think to myself . . . what a wonderful world.

I see folks ignoring . . . adder x-y-u,
No one responding, not saying ‘boo’
And I think to myself . . . what a wonderful world.

The colors of our shirts . . . so pretty on us guys
The admiration on faces of every passer by
I see glorious works, with no artistic truths
And people ignoring – adder . . . x-y-u.

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dsatele wrote:A little Ray Charles . . . to lighten the mood.

I see shirts of green, and magenta too
I see stick figures, and cute monsters too
And I think to myself . . . what a wonderful world.

I see folks ignoring . . . adder x-y-u,
No one responding, not saying ‘boo’
And I think to myself . . . what a wonderful world.

The colors of our shirts . . . so pretty on us guys
The admiration on faces of every passer by
I see glorious works, with no artistic truths
And people ignoring – adder . . . x-y-u.


I see people who... know you're wrong
by not attributing... to Louis Armstrong
And I think to myself... my world is more wonderful than yours.


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AdderXYU wrote:I see people who... know you're wrong
by not attributing... to Louis Armstrong
And I think to myself... my world is more wonderful than yours.


Dang - cant believe I screwed that up. Now corrected above. :D

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dsatele wrote:Dang - cant believe I screwed that up. Now corrected above. :D


Double dang-it. Not following my own advice.

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AdderXYU wrote:I see people who... know you're wrong
by not attributing... to Louis Armstrong
And I think to myself... my world is more wonderful than yours.


I'm not a huge fan of stick figures either Adder but this one isn't bad... I wouldn't complain if it came in a random.

You should really consider though the possibility that at any given second there are several thousand people on the internet who are wrong... at least several thousand... per second.
Probably more.
If you were to devote your life to correcting them all, even just the ones posting on woot forums, you'd wind up with nearly 5000 posts on shirt.woot.com/forums (oh wait) and a lot less time to do important things like eat sleep and go to the bathroom.

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fourway wrote:If you were to devote your life to correcting them all, even just the ones posting on woot forums, you'd wind up with nearly 5000 posts on shirt.woot.com/forums (oh wait) and a lot less time to do important things like eat sleep and go to the bathroom.


Duty calls?

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AdderXYU wrote:I see people who... know you're wrong
by not attributing... to Louis Armstrong
And I think to myself... my world is more wonderful than yours.


That really made me laugh out loud...

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BootsBoots wrote:I, for one, admire your passion, Adder. In fact, I respect it. Next week, just for you, I will submit some stick figure manga. You can come over and bash it all you want and my attacks on you will have all the panache you could ever hope for! It'll be great.


Stick figure manga? Now I'm just wracking my brain trying to imagine what that would look like

Oh, and Adder, I feel your pain (to a point). I was disheartened to see another stick figure in the fog, but there have been some really bad shirts lately. This wouldn't even qualify as the worst shirt of the last two weeks. The design does seem to make most people smile, and so it has that going for it. My only real qualm about it, on an objective level, is that the stick figures are so top-heavy what with the oversized heads that have color to them, compared with their spindly bodies that look they're comprised of the thinnest lines you could hope to print.

I'd have to see pics of the completed product to know if that would really be a significant negative to the shirt, though.

And to the artist, I think a lot of the negativity isn't really anything you did, so I wouldn't take it personally; my feeling is that people are just annoyed with how well Row vs Wade is (still) doing. FWIW, I think this design is a lot stronger than that one.

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AdderXYU wrote:Which should make anyone with eyes want to tear them out.

Is woot really so devoid of serious designers now that this is OK? "Oh, well it's on the way to the fog, so it's alright." Seriously? Man, in that case why didn't they print the photo of the fat infatuated kid that made it into the fog during the Dessert derby? What about Chuck Norris in pigtails? How could that have been rejected? It's in the fog and people like it, it must be worth printing, right? Popularity is the only rubric by which quality can be judged! Which means Milli Vanilli and Vanilla Ice are still the cornerstones of musical enlightenment. Which means Twilight is the great American novel. Which means remakes of classic films are more vital than the originals. So to the fog with these gorgeous stick people! Disposable "art" is the only real art anyway. So says the United States of Idiocy.


Get over yourself. Sometimes to articulate a simple idea you need a simple image. Besides, as stick figures go these are extremely artistic.

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Wow. Sorry about your comments.

I am not going to leap into the pseudo-intellectual fray here by directly responding to anyone's battlecries, but I will give my opinion. I think using stick figures for this design is genius. Just like you, I don't think the joke would be as instantly accessable if you'd used more detailed artwork. In fact, I think it would get in the way of the simple, clever punchline. Not every concept calls for beautiful, richly shaded and impeccably detailed vector work. Not every T-Shirt needs to pass for fine art (after all, they're just T-shirts).

Kudos for not letting the snippy comments get you down, but if that starts to happen, just think of what E. E. Cummings might have gone through if there was such a thing as poetry.woot!

"More of this avant garde, uncapitalized gibberish? What is this site coming to?!"

Thanks for the excellent design. I'll be getting one if you make it through the fog.

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makes me smile each time i look at it.

GMV!

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Peraud wrote:makes me smile each time i look at it.

GMV!


How do I vote for it?

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sharptoothpiranha wrote:Why even bother with this site? Don't like? Then getta H E L L out!


to add to your thought, if you don't mind--
Or as I prefer, "Don't like it? Don't vote for it."

Vote for something you do like, and applaud those artists for their wonderful detail, concepts, or even stick figures.

I like woot...b/c "woot" is something you say when you're happy about something. But perhaps that's rather optimistic of me.

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snowtato wrote:Wow. Sorry about your comments.

I am not going to leap into the pseudo-intellectual fray here by directly responding to anyone's battlecries, but I will give my opinion. I think using stick figures for this design is genius. Just like you, I don't think the joke would be as instantly accessable if you'd used more detailed artwork. In fact, I think it would get in the way of the simple, clever punchline. Not every concept calls for beautiful, richly shaded and impeccably detailed vector work. Not every T-Shirt needs to pass for fine art (after all, they're just T-shirts).

Kudos for not letting the snippy comments get you down, but if that starts to happen, just think of what E. E. Cummings might have gone through if there was such a thing as poetry.woot!

"More of this avant garde, uncapitalized gibberish? What is this site coming to?!"

Thanks for the excellent design. I'll be getting one if you make it through the fog.


Did you really just compare cummings to stick figures in a favorable light?

Why yes, stick figures are SO avant garde. That is why children make them.


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soyokazefuhen wrote:You never saw my rant about Row v Wade. You should be more concerned about me.

Granted, this one doesn't bug me so much. At least this one doesn't have 2-3 other predecessors that were much better.


Aw...but I bought Row v Wade for my boyfriend in law school...

The irony there is that he's adopted and anti-abortion b/c he <i>could've</i> been aborted. But he wears the shirt with pride.

Typically, I'm not much of a stick figure person, either, but sometimes the concepts are just right.

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What an interesting thread! Great way to use up time when I should be reading about physical chemistry.

By the way, does anyone know what the colored checker next to our ID's stand for? Does it mean how many woots purchased? Or how long we've been a member?

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Drat! I've been discovered! >.> <.<.

The truth is: I created an account because one of my friends was always raving about the site but nothing every really struck me as something I would order on a whim. I'm not too loose with money. But when I saw that shirt I knew I had to have it and I logged on for the first time since I joined. Just thought that saying "joined" would sound better than "logged on".

And my apologies for mistaking for a dude sekiyoku. My bad. As an apology I swear to purchase enough shirts to build a massive quilt of hilarity. =P

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GolgiBody wrote:What an interesting thread! Great way to use up time when I should be reading about physical chemistry.

By the way, does anyone know what the colored checker next to our ID's stand for? Does it mean how many woots purchased? Or how long we've been a member?


Hover over the square with your mouse...

At least its not Organic Chemistry.

I'm giving up on designing for now... Enjoy my daughter's watercolor of an octopus.

53 Woots (21 Woot, 18 Shirt, 9 Sellout, 5 Kids)

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bradyson wrote:Hover over the square with your mouse...

At least its not Organic Chemistry.


Ohh, thanks bradyson. Yeah, I burned my organic chemistry book after I finished that series.

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Great shirt. Any way to buy this?

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Wow, so much controversy. But that keeps things interesting I guess. I really like this shirt and I would buy it if it came up. But I also love anime type stuff which is probably why it appeals so much to me. That is my personal preference. It doesn't make me any less of a person. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I believe that this shirt is a great execution of a funny and cute idea. That makes it a beautiful piece of art to me. I mean I never really understood the appeal of the paintings of Picasso, but I thought the weirdness of Dali's style was cool (Cause I like weird stuff!) We all have our own tastes and what one person likes is going to be different from someone else. We should all respect that.

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It's very red, I'm going to have to think about this one. Interesting concept though, congrats.

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