See? As promised, here's the Honorable Mentions for Derby #129: Ancient Egypt. You may praise us freely after you head inside and read the list. Muffins are acceptable praise if they are fresh.

QADESH by kaseyfleming
You can't spell "goddess of sensuousness" without the word "us". Also, was your father a thief?

Rock Like an Egyptian by Beefmoe64
You'll find this guy in Central Park nearly every weekend.

Mirage by tobiasfonseca
Um… tri-medary?

Sunset Tragic by ilovedoodle
Older than chocolate bunnies, the stone colossi have endured much.

Rise of The Scarab King by Drakxxx & Draike
Maybe we'll get this resubmitted for our Thundercats derby. PS: We're not doing a Thundercats derby.

Egypt In Suburbia by theinfinityloop
Not pictured: the four Hamster Gods buried near the tree.

Mummy & Kitten by whostolemybike
Mummies only get mad when somebody takes their stuff. Otherwise, they're really very sweet.

The Sky God in Orbit by geekfactor12
What were you people thinking? We could have made SO much money from the conspiracy buffs on this shirt.
Honestly, can't you voters work with us once in a while?

They Had A Little Help by ramyb
Does this mean all giant robots are Jewish?

These shirts come back next Double-Take Derby, so don't you fret. Instead, you should go to our current Derby #130: Nightmares and maybe pick out a few favorites. Remember: if you don't vote, you can't complain. And wouldn't it be sad if you couldn't complain? We'd end up with like two comments and we'd have to fire our moderators and it would be YOUR fault!