Derby #169: Phobias

Lava Pockets

ewww

Rejected because: ewww

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kurokami


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It would appear that even toilets have phobias. Chief among such phobias is the illustrious Lava Pocket. These easily prepared meals bring ecstasy to the eater's mouth, but they also bring catastrophe to the eater's stomach. This inevitably leads to the toilet being in the line of fire. It's bad enough being a toilet, but Lava Pockets make it unbearable.

6 colors on Navy. Hope you enjoy.

kurokami


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Just in case the phobia isn't too clear. The phobia is "Fear of humans getting explosive bowel movements."

fletus


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Re: Lava Pockets



Too bad it was rejected, I love it.

kittysmellspoo


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kurokami wrote:It would appear that even toilets have phobias. Chief among such phobias is the illustrious Lava Pocket. These easily prepared meals bring ecstasy to the eater's mouth, but they also bring catastrophe to the eater's stomach. This inevitably leads to the toilet being in the line of fire. It's bad enough being a toilet, but Lava Pockets make it unbearable.

6 colors on Navy. Hope you enjoy.


bwhahahaha, this was too funny. If this would have made it, I'd would of had to buy it for my dad.

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