Derby #193: Catchy Slogans for Everyday Products
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The best contraceptive!

The best contraceptive!
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walmazan


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Sombreros, The best contraceptive!

odysseyroc


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walmazan wrote:Sombreros, The best contraceptive!


They're also great for sneaking a tall can of Tecate into a baseball game.





Spiritgreen


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Now that's a tall sombrero! You would think it would impress the ladies, but I'll take your word for it. :^)

Brilliant layout and design, Wences.

skirochester


quality posts: 4 Private Messages skirochester
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nicely done as usual! very clever

BootsBoots


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walmazan wrote:Sombreros, The best contraceptive!


Hahaha! That's great!


Tanapangarap


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Your designs are always great, but there is also the colors. I love your colors.

Get with The Program.

coolestghoul


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I work with the STD prevention department at our local health district. If this prints, I believe the entire staff will be getting one for Cinco de Mayo.

This is soooooo good. Nice work as always!

PS: April is National STD Awareness month. Just sayin'

capedcrusader514


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So do you put the thing on your... Do you put the thing in the.... I don't understannndddd! +1

CapSea


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k1budd


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walmazan wrote:Sombreros, The best contraceptive!


Will this shirt ship with a free sombrero?

midgerock


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another great submission walmazan!! gmv! I love your little animated gif for the signature as well!

lucky1988


quality posts: 20 Private Messages lucky1988
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Ha, hilarious work! gmv!

jtzabel


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Probably one of the best/most fun shirts I have seen for a while Let's get this bad boy to #1!

TonyGreyfox


quality posts: 3 Private Messages TonyGreyfox
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SO WRONG!

gmv.

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko
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Too funny!!!:D

paigeg


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You have a fabulous sense of humor. Just a little racy, but ingenuous, too. Fabulous.

megsck


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ha, when i first read the text without seeing the whole thing, the sombreros seemed very phallic haha, but then i saw the two people and it made me laugh, very charming as usual wals!

jwaal


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jwaal

I teach reproduction in grade 9. I wonder if I can get away wearing this.

fishbiscuit5


quality posts: 35 Private Messages fishbiscuit5
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Nice sombrero! Voted!



kharmazero


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kevlar51


quality posts: 46 Private Messages kevlar51
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This is hilarious. Nicely done!

lisonallie


quality posts: 7 Private Messages lisonallie
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LOL, One more gargleblaster.

lonelypond


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your sense of humor is a treasure matched only by your wit

chumpmagic


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The overall design rock, but I just love that character in the foreground!


Earlysong


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This is just so well done. I love looking at it. I will be so disappointed if it doesn't print.

I love this website! ^^

littlebubbles


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I totally agree with @lonelypond. You get better week after week.

cdg ♡.

PixelPants


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Here's the plan. Sell these in tourist shops as souvenir shirts to unsuspecting tourists. You could spread the safe hat message all over the world walmazan.

collinvh


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I saw this dropped from the fog for a minute so I had to decide if it's replacement was worthy... Needless to say, welcome back. I hope you fight to the front of the fog. I want a few of these. Woot On!

Tanapangarap


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Tanapangarap
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No longer in the fog? Madness! Conspiracy! Murder!

Get with The Program.

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
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I'm guessing that's the girl's dad giving the thumbs up!

I so enjoy the cheer your characters always express so well.

IgnatiusRiley


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Urgh... for the first time ever I vote for a Walmazan shirt, and it immediately drops out of the fog.

fishbiscuit5


quality posts: 35 Private Messages fishbiscuit5
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Get back in the fog!! This is an outrage!



davesartcompany


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Love the artwork, but seems to be Offensive with Racial Profiling in more than one way. Assuming some particular race needs contraception? Or did I miss something here?

walmazan


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davesartcompany wrote:Love the artwork, but seems to be Offensive with Racial Profiling in more than one way. Assuming some particular race needs contraception? Or did I miss something here?


I'm Mexican, and we have sense of humor. I think is not offensive! But thanks for your comment.

davesartcompany


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walmazan wrote:I'm Mexican, and we have sense of humor. I think is not offensive! But thanks for your comment.


Well I apologize and remove my comment at this point. Good luck and hope you win!
Nice artwork.
Dave

walmazan


quality posts: 64 Private Messages walmazan
davesartcompany wrote:Well I apologize and remove my comment at this point. Good luck and hope you win!
Nice artwork.
Dave


Thank Dave! cheers!

Earlysong


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Walz, I am so sad This is my favorite shirt out of the whole derby! I hope I get to buy it eventually!

I love this website! ^^

genericsmith


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I'm so disappointed this is out of the fog... This is one of the few designs I would of bought. Bah!

Munchy Attack If you can find the name of this artist & real song title I'll buy you a daily woot shirt (your choice what day)

Dystopia Dark Lager, Where the Wild Parties at?, B.A. Bearacus, and many more wanted in XXL(PLEASE!!!)
Edgar Allen Poe shall remained headlock'd until Nevermore is reckoned.

coolestghoul


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I was so sad that Gallows Humor didn't print. And now this one is teetering outside the fog? Sad day

Hopefully they do a re-sub derby soon.

SnowQueenVT


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Your main character is wonderful, and I love the silhouettes, especially the girl.
wonderful color palette as always, perfect presentation your artwork is always so likable, your skills always so apparent.

http://www.wix.com/scottgreenip/snowqueenvt

natedogg828


quality posts: 4 Private Messages natedogg828

love it, hope it prints

126 Woots to date across all sites (now Woot! says I am better than everyone else) including 7 Bags of Crap...snagged a Big ol' Crybaby (#6) to secure my black square!
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bluejester


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As always, Walmazan rocks it. Hope you get a print this weekend man. I love the happy thumbs up the guy gives, it makes the design for me.

AdderXYU


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Tanapangarap wrote:No longer in the fog? Madness! Conspiracy! Murder!


1) Even in a modern society, mentioning sex at all is taboo. Pathetic but true.

2) Woot's customer base is INCREDIBLY conservative. The word contraceptive is a dirty word to them even more than a normal person. Saying it implies people should have sex, and that's morally wrong. God is the best contraceptive.

3) The rare concerned woot citizen for social rights has, in the past, been offended by a rooster wearing a feathered native american headdress, abe lincoln pulling a giraffe out of his hat, and an abstract art piece where some were insistent they saw a swastika. An intentional one. A shirt about contraceptives will not fly with such people. Look at Plan B, in the long long ago. People apparently stopped realizing that "plan b" was a concept before a contraceptive, and insisted that that was what the tee was about (instead of a clip-art cash in mocking the last week's winner, which was also a clip-art cash in).

4) A creative juxtaposition of product and slogan is never going to fly at a site whose last slogan contest gave us "Looks Like Carmen was in San Diego." Wooters want something they can easily show off and have the highest possible number of other people giggle. That requires obvious and preferably

5) It's well done. Self explanatory, but for context, how many Walmazan tees have sold well after winning, compared to how many walmazan tees haven't been well done?

This is simply not a place good things win. Be appalled, but shocked?

bluejester


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AdderXYU wrote:1) Even in a modern society, mentioning sex at all is taboo. Pathetic but true.

2) Woot's customer base is INCREDIBLY conservative. The word contraceptive is a dirty word to them even more than a normal person. Saying it implies people should have sex, and that's morally wrong. God is the best contraceptive.

3) The rare concerned woot citizen for social rights has, in the past, been offended by a rooster wearing a feathered native american headdress, abe lincoln pulling a giraffe out of his hat, and an abstract art piece where some were insistent they saw a swastika. An intentional one. A shirt about contraceptives will not fly with such people. Look at Plan B, in the long long ago. People apparently stopped realizing that "plan b" was a concept before a contraceptive, and insisted that that was what the tee was about (instead of a clip-art cash in mocking the last week's winner, which was also a clip-art cash in).

4) A creative juxtaposition of product and slogan is never going to fly at a site whose last slogan contest gave us "Looks Like Carmen was in San Diego." Wooters want something they can easily show off and have the highest possible number of other people giggle. That requires obvious and preferably

5) It's well done. Self explanatory, but for context, how many Walmazan tees have sold well after winning, compared to how many walmazan tees haven't been well done?

This is simply not a place good things win. Be appalled, but shocked?


I'm conservative, I'm Christian, and I voted for this shirt and bought the renamed "Special Delivery" from Wences/Walmazan. Nobody does risque'/"wait-did he just say that" quite as well as he does.

We (Christians) do have a sense of humor you know. And as far as the sex thing goes, my pastor actually did a sermon series on the subject.

That said, I can actually think of a couple of people within my own church who would buy this if it prints, and I'll post a link to my FB page if it does.

So, before bitterly clinging to your stereotypes and tropes, perhaps you should invest a bit more thought, eh?

*edit: fix illict to say invest. (Guess that is what I get for typing too quickly.)

myteemo


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Wences, you are one crazy kid! I love it. :D


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