And you spell like one too
And it helps if you name him “Francis Bacon” too.
Everybody knows that an infinite number of monkeys, given access to writing materials, will produce the complete works of Shakespeare. What is much less widely known is that you can accomplish the same trick without the logistical headache that comes from trying to house and feed an infinite number of monkeys (to say nothing of cleaning an infinite quantity of primate poop from the bottom of their cages).
Yeah, you can actually do it with just one monkey. The trick, though, is that you have to get just the right monkey.
Wear this hoodie: so you won’t have to go out bare-bodkined.
Don’t wear this hoodie: to the primate house. Those zoo monkeys get defensive about their lack of book-learning.
This hoodie tells the world: “Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! EEE! EEE! That is the question.”
We call this color: The Native Hue Of Resolution—Brown
It takes a while to clean up the ring after a face-off like this, so be aware all Poe vs Shakespeare items will not ship until February 15th.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
2X – S: 14.00” x 6.81”
Pantone Color(s): – White – 7535 C – 313 C – 316 C – 7532 C – 7523 C
Please check our before you order. The Woot Hoodie follows a traditional style, not the "slim" fit you expect from our t-shirts. Purchase accordingly, or you'll never get your sad emo hoodie look just right.
