Dinosaurs Who Are Communist for Some Reason

by geekfactor12

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October Evolution

Little-know fact: Karl Marx was almost born an Iguanadon.

3rd place in Derby #80: Double-Take Derby 4, with 683 votes!

What killed the dinosaurs? Capitalism. Only through a keen understanding of the theory and praxis of class struggle can any species hope to break the free market’s brutal cycle of boom and extinction. If these mighty proletarian beasts had drawn the correct lessons from previous evolutions, not only would they be alive today – they’d be living in a dino-socialist utopia where the saurian class was in firm command of the means of production.

Of course, they’d probably eat us all, so maybe things turned out for the best.

Wear this shirt: when you visit a natural history museum, to show solidarity with the exploited dinosaur skeletons.

Don’t wear this shirt: to North Korea. They won’t see the humor and you’ll wind up in some windswept labor camp, eating grass and sparrows. More importantly, you won’t be able to buy any more of our shirts.

This shirt tells the world: “From each according to his ability, to each according to his teeth.”

We call this color: Tyrannosaurus Red.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7499C - 7502C - 129C- 7427C - 7428C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

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Dinosaurs Who Are Communist for Some Reason by geekfactor12
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