Don’t even ask

by ramyb

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3rd place in Derby #177: I Love The Arctic, with 763 votes!

I can see just your eyes and you’ve probably gone fluffy from weather
And the hares from nearby all just make fun of you, like, forever

You don’t wanna
Talk about it
How that fluff did start
And if I stay here in the snow any longer
If I stay here it’s quite likely
Mine will star-ar-ar-art
To pull apart

It just might be the charge that the snow clouds brought when winter did start
But you’re in tears
Static it’s quite clear
And the hares from nearby all just make fun of you, like, forever

You don’t wanna
Talk about it
How that fluff will start
And if I stay here in the snow any longer
If I stay here it’s quite likely
Mine will star-ar-ar-art
To pull apart

You don’t wanna
Talk about it
How a bad hare day can start
And if I stay here in the snow any longer
If I stay here it’s quite likely
Mine will star-ar-ar-art
My fur will starrrt
Oh it will starrrt
To pull apart

Wear this shirt: if you’re a barber. It’ll make people think, and that can only help business.

Don’t wear this shirt: while walking across a wool carpet in your socks before touching a metal doorknob. Even though you’ll feel like a mighty wizard for a half second. KPOW!

This shirt tells the world: “Snow bunny knows the trouble I’ve seen.”

We call this color: The Queen Of The Bunnies: A Royal Blue Hared Old Lady?

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 277C - 659C - 279C - 2767C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 56.000s
First Sucker:
dubindoh
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Don’t even ask by ramyb
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