3rd place in Derby #177: I Love The Arctic, with 763 votes!

I can see just your eyes and you’ve probably gone fluffy from weather
And the hares from nearby all just make fun of you, like, forever

You don’t wanna
Talk about it
How that fluff did start
And if I stay here in the snow any longer
If I stay here it’s quite likely
Mine will star-ar-ar-art
To pull apart

It just might be the charge that the snow clouds brought when winter did start
But you’re in tears
Static it’s quite clear
And the hares from nearby all just make fun of you, like, forever

You don’t wanna
Talk about it
How that fluff will start
And if I stay here in the snow any longer
If I stay here it’s quite likely
Mine will star-ar-ar-art
To pull apart

You don’t wanna
Talk about it
How a bad hare day can start
And if I stay here in the snow any longer
If I stay here it’s quite likely
Mine will star-ar-ar-art
My fur will starrrt
Oh it will starrrt
To pull apart

Wear this shirt: if you’re a barber. It’ll make people think, and that can only help business.

Don’t wear this shirt: while walking across a wool carpet in your socks before touching a metal doorknob. Even though you’ll feel like a mighty wizard for a half second. KPOW!

This shirt tells the world: “Snow bunny knows the trouble I’ve seen.”

We call this color: The Queen Of The Bunnies: A Royal Blue Hared Old Lady?

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