Pandora's Box

by fuacka

$15.00
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I'm pretty sure I can just close it again.

3rd Place in Derby #276: Greece, Guest Editor patrickspens' pick!

"I really don't think you should do it."

"Come on! Maybe there's treasure inside!"

"I don't think there is, Anesidora. Didn't you read the label? 'All the evils of mankind.'"

"They only put that stuff on there to scare people off."

"Maybe it's worth investigating why people would want to scare us off from opening this thing, then."

"Come on! Where's your inquisitive nature?"

"Safely not being ravaged by horrible demons and soul corruption."

"Whatever. We can always just close it. I'm going for it."

Wear this shirt: As a warning to all those who would want you to open up emotionally to them.

Don't wear this shirt: If you can't reconcile Chinese animals in mythological Greek settings.

This shirt tells the world: "It was actually a jar."

We call this color: It was inavytable, really.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Pantone Colors: - 1685 C - 730 C - 482 C - 7545 C - 5415 C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 24.440s
First Sucker:
kcjenk42
Last Wooter to Woot:
moimoi

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Pandora's Box by fuacka
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