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Derby #52: Emergency!

We are no longer accepting submissions for the derby.
Some emergencies are obvious: a burning building, a flash flood, a mad scientist in Times Square with a ray that turns people into insects. Others are a matter of perspective: a little kid would be more worried about his skinned knee than about the global oil crisis. Let your, um, urgency emerge and see what you can do with it in t-shirt form. Hurry, hurry! It's an emergency!

The Stop Sign Rule is in effect this week: incidental text is allowed as part of an illustration, but no slogan shirts.


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+77
The Purple Menace (perty mouth)
The Purple Menace (perty mouth)
+22
Barney Curb Stomp
Barney Curb Stomp
+22
Follow Green Man Out The Danger Zone
Follow Green Man Out The Danger Zone
+25
Squid In Love - Danger
Squid In Love - Danger
+-1
Off topic
check me out!
+12
EMERGENCY heart
EMERGENCY heart
+7
Atlas Strained (resub on Royal Blue)
Atlas Strained (resub on Royal Blue)
+6
Must.....Push.....Button....(resub)
Must.....Push.....Button....(resub)
+-1
Not on shirt template. Only text. Off topic.
"love": a tatoo gone wrong
+11
Eddie Monster
Eddie Monster
+37
Wakie Wakie!
Wakie Wakie!
+4
Whatever happened to my dove, Peace?
Whatever happened to my dove, Peace?
+10
Ice Cube! Dead Ahead!
Ice Cube! Dead Ahead!
+31
Bat's Suit Shrinkage v.2
Bat's Suit Shrinkage v.2
+7
Don't Eatttttttttt Me!
Don't Eatttttttttt Me!
+6
Be McGuyver! (Officially 37th Resub)
Be McGuyver! (Officially 37th Resub)
+55
That's NOT GUACAMOLE! [resub]
That's NOT GUACAMOLE! [resub]
+9
"Leaping leap frogs, the red phone is flashing"
"Leaping leap frogs, the red phone is flashing"
+23
just another manic monday
just another manic monday
+8
screaming icecream
screaming icecream
+24
NEED A WATER HOSE AND A CLEAN PAIR OF SHOES-STAT!
NEED A WATER HOSE AND A CLEAN PAIR OF SHOES-STAT!
+38
Stair Troubles
Stair Troubles
+27
i seem to have dropped this piece of wood.
i seem to have dropped this piece of wood.
+19
If I lose you it's becau-  [resub]
If I lose you it's becau- [resub]
+35
It's My Olive
It's My Olive
+47
Teddy Bear Disembowelment!
Teddy Bear Disembowelment!
+-1
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
In case of any emergency or for one pesky rabbit.
+3
operation climate control
operation climate control
+-1
No potty humor
Desperate Times...
+-1
Outside printable area
Hurry up, Marv!
+30
Bat's Suit Shrinkage
Bat's Suit Shrinkage
+3
WHAT NO MAYO!!!
WHAT NO MAYO!!!
+511
Larping Mis-hap
Larping Mis-hap
+6
milk emergency
milk emergency
+21
You just got ninja'd
You just got ninja'd
+6
Run For Your AAAARRRGH
Run For Your AAAARRRGH
+43
Emergency Dark Roast
Emergency Dark Roast
+25
Panda Emergency!
Panda Emergency!
+7
Something to Cry About
Something to Cry About
+-1
Too much text.
Amazon S3 Emergency!
+23
Is someone watching the baby?
Is someone watching the baby?
+5
Terror in New York
Terror in New York
+9
Coffee Emergency
Coffee Emergency
+28
Wrong Knife!
Wrong Knife!