Seems Fishy...

by Radscoolian

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Pilacy

2nd place in Derby #271: Shirt as Costume Redux, Editor's Choice!

The human is piloted by the penguin. The penguin is itself piloted by a pigeon, because if humans found a bird had infiltrated their society, they'd definitely trust a cute penguin more than a pigeon.

The pigeon is piloted by a mouse who's piloted the pigeon for so long that he's forgotten he's a mouse. As far as he's concerned, he's a pigeon. But in reality, he's a gnat who's piloting a wasp piloting a worm piloting a pigeon piloting a penguin piloting a human.

We mentioned the human is a pilot, right?

Wear this shirt: while watching March of the [People Controlled by] Penguins.

Don't wear this shirt: flying.

This shirt tells the world: "I'm a bird trapped inside a man's body."

We call this color: I would pilot A.C. Slate-r if I were a penguin.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Pantone Color(s): - Black 6 C - Cool Gray 11 C - 477 C - 4635 C - 142 C -  White 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
59m 44.111s
First Sucker:
pikezh638
Last Wooter to Woot:
sjpolston

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 72% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Seems Fishy... by Radscoolian
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.