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Plot our location, Grumwald. This is the third incident we’ve stumbled across. Everything within 100 square miles is dead, Grumwald: Moose, walruses, whales, bears, seals, even lobsters and jellyfish.
And they’re all piled up right here.
Transmit the findings back to HQ. We’ve got to dispose of these bodies somehow. I’ll get a knife and fork.
Wear this shirt: Any time you feast on wildlife from a federally-protected refuge.
Don’t wear this shirt: Anywhere near the 38th parallel.
This shirt tells the world: “Once you get up to a certain latitude the wildlife gets pretty thick.”
We call this color: Natural Navy
Pantone Colors:
White
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
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