Vampire Photo Booth

by Spiritgreen

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Your Undead Eradication Emporium Since 1774

2nd place in Derby #168: HalloWoot! 2010, with 1150 votes!

Hi there, and welcome to Van Helsing’s Supernatural Superstore! Can I help you find something today? Oh, I see. Vampire problem, huh? What a “pain in the neck”, am I right? AHA HA ha ha heh oh. That was just a little joke, sir. I didn’t mean to make a bad pun at your dead girlfriend’s expense. I do apologize.

So, uh, why don’t we take a look over here, shall we? As you can see, we’ve got all the latest technologies in Vampire Extermination: Stakes, crossbows, wooden bullets, all the usual stuff. What kind of vampire are we talking about here? Older guy? Speaks with a Romanian accent? Dresses like he’s in a bad haunted house? Hmm. Sounds like an old-schooler. Very traditional, but also very VERY crafty. You’ll be lucky to survive a one-on-one encounter. Let’s see what we’ve got in the back.

Ah, here we go! This was just delivered this morning! Feast your eyes on the VH666 Slay-O-Matic Photo Booth! Guaranteed to prey on the vampire’s inflated sense of vanity or your money back. This baby’s equipped with a special high UV flash bulb that’s sure to char the cold lifeless flesh of any naughty Nosferatu. All you have to do is send one of the included postcards to the vampire’s castle or lair as an “invitation” and then sit back and let the VH666 do all the work! Not only will it fry the batty beast, but you’ll have photographic evidence of the extermination afterward. How’s that for peace of mind?

So, what do I have to do to rent one of these bad boys to you today? Delivery’s free, we’ve got a great Halloween sale going on, AND I’ll even knock another fifty bucks off for the awful joke I made previously. Whaddya say?

Wear this shirt: to protect your skin from the sun’s rays.

Don’t wear this shirt: if it clashes with your cape.

This shirt tells the world: “FLASH! AAAARRRRGH!!!” in the voice of Freddie Mercury.

We call this color: The Masque of the Red Shirt

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 113C - Cool Gray 4C - 430C - Pantone Black 7C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 45.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 91% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Vampire Photo Booth by Spiritgreen
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