Retrobot

by Rachel Caldwell (a.k.a. Thirsty Fly)

$15.00
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It’s Electric! Boogie Ooogie Ooogie

WELL-IT-LOOKS-LIKE-I-AM-FASHIONABLE-AGAIN-AT-LAST

YES-YOU-SEE-WHEN-I-WAS-YOUNGER-MY-PARENTS-SAID-I-WAS-ALWAYS-TOO-ORIGINAL

I-WOULD-HAVE-LIGHTS-AND-DIALS-AND-PEOPLE-WOULD-SAY-WHOA-THERE-ROBOT-YOU-ARE-TOO-MUCH-FOR-US-TO-HANDLE

THEN-SUDDENLY-EVERYONE-WAS-ADDING-LIGHTS-AND-DIALS-AND-EVEN-ANTENNA

I-MEAN-WHO-DO-YOU-THINK-DID-THAT-FIRST-THAT-IS-RIGHT-I-DID-THAT-FIRST

BUT-THEN-A-FEW-YEARS-LATER-AND-I-WAS-JUST-A-JOKE-EVEN-THOUGH-I-DIDN’T-CHANGE-AT-ALL

MY-FRIENDS-STOPPED-CALLING-AND-MY-MODELING-CAREER-ENDED

I-WAS-ALONE

BUT-RECENTLY-THE-TREND-HAS-BEEN-TO-LOOK-AT-OLD-DESIGN-AND-SOMEHOW-I-WAS-DISCOVERED-AGAIN-AND-NOW-I-AM-ENJOYING-A-REVIVAL

THIS-TIME-I-AM-DETERMINED-TO-SAVE-MY-MONEY-AFTER-ALL-WHO-KNOWS-WHEN-IT-WILL-END

MOSTLY-I-AM-THANKFUL-TO-THE-CREATOR

NO-I-DO-NOT-MEAN-GOD-I-MEAN-DOCTOR-VON-BIGYBAIN-HE-BUILT-ME-IN-A-LAB

THERE-WERE-TECHNICAL-MANUALS-AND-EVERYTHING

IT-IS-MUCH-EASIER-BEING-A-ROBOT-THERE-ARE-NO-QUESTIONS-OF-FAITH-TO-DEAL-WITH

Wear this shirt: when you think someone’s winding you up.

Don’t wear this shirt: if none of them know they are robots. Kinda cruel, just throwing it in their faces like that.

This shirt tells the world: “The classics, they never go out of style.”

We call this color: Technology Ended The Red Menace Forever

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Features

Pantone Colors:
435C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 31.000s
First Sucker:
catlikethief
Last Wooter to Woot:
busterbob59

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Retrobot by Rachel Caldwell (a.k.a. Thirsty Fly)
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