with a… HERRING!

by thatrobert

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Working Day And Knight

3rd place in Derby #222: Gadgets to Enhance Everyday Life, with 498 votes!

As you can see by the very large numbers and squiggly lines projected on the screen behind me, Ni Industries has become a leader in completely nonsensical landscaping technologies, and we’re just getting started.

And now I want to tell you about something I’m very excited to tell you about, a revolution in the way we think about hindering the quests of knights the world over. With the Shrubber Locator 4000, we brought you a new and unique way of gaining shrubbery. With our Noise-Cancelling Helmets, we provided customers new and old alike a way of avoiding the “secret word,” as long as the person isn’t too shouty. Today, I’d like to show you what I think will be the next great leap in this industry.

I give you the Herring Saw.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the game has changed. Ni.

Wear this shirt: as you plan a path between your two finest shrubberies.

Don’t wear this shirt: while saying the secret word. No, I can’t tell you what it is.

This shirt tell the world: “I like movies, sure, but there’s one in particular I’m really very fond of.”

We call this color: Brown Shall Be The Color Of Thy Shirt, And The Color Of The Shirt Shall Be Brown

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Features

Pantone Colors:
4545C - 153C - 7517C - 5615C - 5405C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 36.000s
First Sucker:
Crouns777
Last Wooter to Woot:
moonlightbaker

Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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