2nd place in our Derby 695: Films That Never Were!

"Arachnida: This large Class of arthropods includes over 60,000 species. Spiders make up the majority of these; with mites and ticks next largest. The Arachnida also includes scorpions, palpigrades, pseudoscorpions, solpugids, and harvestmen."

No write-up here, we just wanted to make your arachnaphobic skin crawl but it backfired b/c OMG what is a solpugid?!??"