2nd place in Derby #86: TV Show Titles Re-Interpreted, with 784 votes!

The animals in today shirt, probably totally by coincidence, make up the Chinese Zodiac. And that got us thinking, are there any serial killers in China?

No, no, slow down, don’t call the cops, we didn’t mean it like that. All we meant is that a killer with a gimmick tied to the Chinese Zodiac would really just be able to hit an all you can eat buffet or a really good jerky store. Maybe the dragon would be hard to find, but rabbit, chicken, ox, sheep and pig are pretty easy if you have a good butcher.

So could that be all we need to do? Could the problem of evil be solved if we redid the Necronomicon to be about how to order pizza? We can’t say for sure, but we do know one thing: that horse is totally trying to trample that snake.

Wear this shirt: inside out. The tiger will nuzzle your bellybutton.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re keeping kosher, because we think it breaks a couple of rules. That monkey is half-shellfish on his father’s side.

This shirt tells the world: “Those little swirly things are leap seconds added in to keep the signs accurate. They’re made of marshmallow and ducklings.”

We call this color: All Of These Animals Would Taste Better With Cranberry Sauce And You Know This

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