1st place in Derby #255: Double-Take Derby 17, with 653 votes! 

"I have you pinned now, Thaddeus Whiskers. The Orient is mine!" 

"Blast and confound you, Honorable Emissary Mi Yow. Pray, does anybody have a brick they would like to trade?"

"Brick, Mr. Whiskers? Whatever for?" 

"Oh ho ho. Wouldn't you love to reveal my machinations? I request brick, but say no more."

"Are we playing the same game?"

"Indeed we are. Now, if brick will be denied me I shall have to take drastic measures. I hereby mortgage Marvin Gardens, providing liquid assets to the purchase of car insurance for my pink station wagon."

"Thaddeus, this is most unorthodox. What game are you playing, sir?"

"The greatest game, forsooth! Pray light your finger upon this lever, thereby rolling the marble down the slope and unleashing a chain of sinister events. But Lo! The diving man hath missed his mark! My plot is foiled. Foiled!"

"Foil? Where? A ball of aluminum foil? I can chase that! Let me chase that!"

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We call this color: The Black Of Their Eyes

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