Abe-racadabra

by MJ

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 22 - Feb 24
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 22
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That Giraffe Better Be A Republican

One night only! The man of mystery! See The Great Emancipator!

Just one shiny penny gets you into the greatest show you’ll ever see! Watch as the mighty Abraham cuts a nation in half… and then puts it back together! Thrill to the way his uncanny powers make it seem fashionable to have a beard without a mustache! Did he learn in Tibet? In China? From the voodoo priests of New Orleans? Friends, he did all that and more!

He made logs into a toy! He put his face on a mountain! He’s The Great Emancipator, and he’s here today! Come in and see! And don’t forget, with every ticket you get a free viewing of Mary Todd, She-Devil of Kentucky! Don’t get too close, she’ll rip off your face! Come see The Great Emancipator! Step right up! Step right up!

Wear this shirt: to show you were an early supporter of President Zachary Taylor. He died just sixteen months into his term, too. So young. Like a political Kurt Cobain. Sigh.

Don’t wear this shirt: to the theater. Not because of the assassination thing, but because you really should look nice when you’re going to the theater.

This shirt tells the world: “I wanna reach out and grab ya. Forescore times.”

We call this color: A Sphalt Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 2.000s
First Sucker:
gosla
Last Wooter to Woot:
MandyMoon

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 34% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Abe-racadabra by MJ
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.