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Audio Mythos

by Drakxxx and Crescentdebris

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 21 - Jul 23
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 20
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Tee Which is Not to be Named

3rd place in Derby #187: Retro Audio: Records, Tapes, and CDs, with 799 votes!

Hush! He comes! The Analog One! What fools we were to think he might slumber forever, forgotten to human history, buried beneath all the tons of inventory at the Salvation Army thrift shop!

What weird cults have tended to his restoration? Who are these reckless hipster youth in narrow breeches, wearing their hair in tangles and speaking the forbidden incantations that have wakened Cass-Set Teype, Lord of the Black Vinyl, Warper of Tones?

“Oidua latigid morf dnuos fo htmraw emas eht teg t’nod uoy,” they chant! “PL SERIW DNA SMURD eht fo seipoc dnasuoht-ytnewt tsrif eht htiw emac taht elgnis hcni-neves eht nwo I!”

They tattoo each other with styluses! They anoint Cass-Set Teype’s playback head in effigy with isopropryl alcohol!

What lunacy afflicts these sects? Why would they seek to disinter the Tape-God? They know not his impatience for track-skipping! They remember not his capricious bent! He might serenade his worshipers one minute with “Never Tear Us Apart”—and the next, visit capricious destruction on their car stereos, ensnaring the heads in his magnetic tentacles!

Doomed, alas! We are all undone!

Would that they could have simply let the creature sleep!

Wear this shirt: to the Mistress of the Abyssmal Slime show; we hear The Twin Blasphemies are opening.

Don’t wear this shirt: expecting anyone to know what your deal is. How big do you suppose the group actually is of Lovecraft fans that overlaps with analog recording format enthusiasts?

This shirt tells the world: “New audio formats are fine, but there’s nothing like the Great Old Ones.”

We call this color: Bugg-Shashphalt

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Audio Mythos by Drakxxx and Crescentdebris
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.