So what is this little guy doing? Well, it’s dividing. That’s not so bad, right?

We all learned in our Biology classes about mitosis and meiosis and chromosomes and the way cells change from one thing to the other and all that. But we also learned that the magic human number is 46. And that little cell is busy figuring out a problem that equals 42.

So what’s got 42 chromosomes?

Well, wheat does, and oats, but does that look like an oat cell? We figure and oat cell would have a big whiskery Wilford Brimley mustache, so we’re gonna rule that out. A wolverine has 42 chromosomes, but if this was supposed to be a wolverine cell, do you really think one of our artists could resist making little claws, or at the very least yellow and blue glasses? So we can rule that one out too.

What’s left? What 42 chromosomes darling is represented on this shirt? We’ve got our money on the cuddly little raccoon dog. which makes this cell the absolute final word in cute animal shirts.

Well played, Ramyb. Well played.

Wear this shirt: to replace your old, torn-up ones.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you don’t want to take sides in the feud between the Hapfields and the McPloids.

This shirt tells the world: “I am indifferent towards threes, fives, sixes or zeroes.”

We call this color: Once Kelly GangGreen Set In There Was No Hope

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