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Cell Division

by ramyb

$19.00 + free shipping
Kelly Green
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 26 - Jul 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 25
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

We Think There’s A Subtle Joke Hidden Here

So what is this little guy doing? Well, it’s dividing. That’s not so bad, right?

We all learned in our Biology classes about mitosis and meiosis and chromosomes and the way cells change from one thing to the other and all that. But we also learned that the magic human number is 46. And that little cell is busy figuring out a problem that equals 42.

So what’s got 42 chromosomes?

Well, wheat does, and oats, but does that look like an oat cell? We figure and oat cell would have a big whiskery Wilford Brimley mustache, so we’re gonna rule that out. A wolverine has 42 chromosomes, but if this was supposed to be a wolverine cell, do you really think one of our artists could resist making little claws, or at the very least yellow and blue glasses? So we can rule that one out too.

What’s left? What 42 chromosomes darling is represented on this shirt? We’ve got our money on the cuddly little raccoon dog. which makes this cell the absolute final word in cute animal shirts.

Well played, Ramyb. Well played.

Wear this shirt: to replace your old, torn-up ones.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you don’t want to take sides in the feud between the Hapfields and the McPloids.

This shirt tells the world: “I am indifferent towards threes, fives, sixes or zeroes.”

We call this color: Once Kelly GangGreen Set In There Was No Hope

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 33.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Cell Division by ramyb
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