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Compendium of Coiffure

by Dan Rule

$19.00 + free shipping
White
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 20 - Oct 22
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 19
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Come on in, have a seat.

You can look at the chart if you want, but it will only frustrate you.

Look son, I been barberin’ in this town nigh on 45 years and I don’t need no uppity kid like you tellin’ me things about “feathered edges” and “Bieber bowls” and other nonsensical hooey.

Believe me, I know what I’m doin’. And what I’m doin’ is flat tops.

Sure you can call it whatever you want: a “mohawk,” a “fade,” a “Suave Pablo,” whatever. You’re gettin’ a flat top. If it was good enough for Johnny Unitas you can bet your ass it’s good enough for you.

Well complain all you want, but if you don’t like it you can go find some OTHER barbershop with haircuts for $7.

Wear this shirt: To your next appointment for a haircut. Just point!

Don’t wear this shirt: Pretty much anywhere else.

This shirt tells the world: “If it weren’t for the receding hairline I’d be pretty stylish.”

We call this color: Swhitey Todd

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 39.000s
First Sucker:
T-MINUS10
Last Wooter to Woot:
erinhooper

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Compendium of Coiffure by Dan Rule
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.