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Control Yourself

by Adam "Sam 'explodingdog' Brown" Culbert

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

I’ve Got That Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy Down In My Stick

Wouldn’t life be easier if it was more like Yars’ Revenge? If you were just a little pixel-based entity that you could steer through the tedium and angst of everyday living the same way you steered that Yar through the Qotile’s hail of missile fire? If you could just blast your way through life’s obstacles with a Zorlon Cannon? If you had a neutral zone to retreat to and get away from it all? Then again, if you were a Yar, you’d have seen your homeworld of Razak IV pulverized and all its inhabitants killed. Still, though.

This shirt was designed by: Adam Culbert aka Sam Brown dba explodingdog ftw.

Wear this shirt: if you’re into headgames.

Don’t wear this shirt: under a magenta sweater. That’d look pretty gaudy.

This shirt tells the world: “The only hand on my joystick is my own!”

We call this color: Some Funny Variation On “Grass” That We Haven’t Thought Of Yet.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 17.000s
First Sucker:
kgalagadi
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 10% first woot
  • 11% second woot
  • 45% < 10 woots
  • 24% < 25 woots
  • 10% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Control Yourself by Adam "Sam 'explodingdog' Brown" Culbert
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