Cooler Than You

by ramyb

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Black

Style Tee

Size

Fit

Quantity Limit 15 per customer

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Express - Estimated delivery Jun 01
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1st place in Derby #187: Retro Audio: Records, Tapes, and CDs, with 886 votes!

Here at Ray’s Last Minute Marketing, we know how frustrating it can be to have to come up with more than one idea. After all, you just spent all that time on the first idea! Millions of dollars are lost every year just because some uppity customers want something new.

That’s why you need us!

We’re experts at adding last-minute, superfluous details to “reinvent” your product! Double your inventory! Reinvigorate sagging brands! Generate buzz among disenfranchised customers! How do we do it? With our patented secret “they’ll never notice” technology!

Racing stripes! Lightning bolts! Sunglasses! We can add literally any small item to make it seem as if it’s not the exact same thing you did before or worse, some crummy old thing you had lying around that suddenly needed a minor detail to sort of relate to current events or a contest you’re in or something.

Call now! Operators are standing by!

Wear this shirt: On the days when the other shirt that’s exactly like it is in the wash.

Don’t wear this shirt: While blaming us for the failures of the democratic process.

This shirt tells the world: “Haters gonna hate.”

We call this color: Black for more

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

93% bought 1
6% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 1m 2.000s

First Sucker:: tskrang

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 1m 2.000s

First Sucker:: tskrang

Last Wooter to Woot:: jmc15john

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
93% second woot
7% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

10% joined today
2% one week old
3% one month old
22% one year old
64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

93% bought 1
6% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
12%	6%	3%	2%	1%	2%	4%	6%	8%	9%	8%	5%	4%	4%	5%	3%	2%	2%	2%	2%	3%	3%	2%	2%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
8%	7%	16%	6%	50%	7%	6%

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

join the discussion (307 comments)

megsck posts, "oh you woot writers...you make me smile and wash my frustration away with your witty repartee."
6:09 PM, 2/24/2011
Darquis attempts a funny.
6:01 PM, 2/24/2011
quantamm gets all DejaVu on us, "Yes, because real artists never re-do the same thing over and over."
2:17 AM, 2/25/2011
Assassin15 is letting you know that you can still buy the shirt tomorrow. Follow his link then, mmkay?
5:12 AM, 2/25/2011
Normscoffee comments on the write-up, "It made me happier. I suggest everyone read it and enjoy it."
6:10 PM, 2/24/2011
getshighoncocacola has disappointment.
6:22 PM, 2/24/2011
woolysockofdoom proposes new derby rules.
6:26 PM, 2/24/2011
vixro makes a prediction.
6:18 PM, 2/24/2011
chrisprender wonders if the write-up is indicative of an internal struggle, or just an honest commitment to democracy over personal beliefs?
6:07 PM, 2/24/2011
Vuisyou posts what quite a few are thinking.
6:03 PM, 2/24/2011
slvrwhispr says, "the only thing that keeps me from facepalming myself into next week is the write-up."
6:01 PM, 2/24/2011
leftielespaul isn't bothered by similar ideas and elements.
6:48 PM, 2/24/2011
bluejester may or may not be under the influence of controlled substances.
5:25 AM, 2/25/2011
amnewsboy has a song bouncing around in his head.
6:02 PM, 2/24/2011
Spiritgreen opines, "Imposter is about conformity, whereas this about individuality. So don't buy both unless you have a split personality."
6:22 AM, 2/25/2011
easysailor screams, "there are 5 penguins"
6:01 PM, 2/24/2011
YO DAWG NightGhost HEARD U LIKE LINKS SO HE MADE U A LINK TO A LINK FULL OF LINKS FOR U!!!
5:14 PM, 2/25/2011
wolfgaidin believes that Van Gogh didn't own a computer.
2:22 AM, 2/25/2011

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