Oh, look at you all! Aren’t you scary!
What have we here? A scary ghost! And what are you supposed to be? Oh, a Frankenstein, I see! Very scary! Ooh, and a scary spider! I bet you all are just frightening the wits out of everybody tonight, aren’t you?
Howard, come see the scary monsters that just stopped by! Howard? Come see them! Howa- Oh, there you are. Aren’t they scary? Look at Dracula’s scary fangs, ooh! Howard, grab the camera. Let’s get a picture of the scary—Howard, what are you doing? Howard, put the little Dracula down. Howard, don’t—Oh, I see, Howard’s having some fun with you little monsters, pretending he’s going to eat you. That’s enough, Howard, you’ll scare the little dears.
Howard, that’s enough. Leave Dracula’s paper on. HOWARD, WHAT ARE YOU —
OH, DEAR LORD, HOWARD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THERE’S FROSTING EVERYWHERE! RUN, LITTLE MONSTERS, HE’S MAD WITH THE SUGAR-LUST!
Wear this shirt: so people see these cups instead of thee’s c-cups.
Don’t wear this shirt: all at once, it’ll spoil your dinner.
This shirt tells the world: “breathe deeply the aroma of my feet, then provide me with a delicious snack.”
We call this color: Heather Gray Cupcake Tray.
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