Devostation

by cmdixon2

Brand Standard

Style Tee

Color White

Size

Quantity Limit 15 per customer

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Going Backwards Fast

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People’s choice in Derby #152: De-evolution , with 654 votes!

Sometimes devolution needs a little helping hand. And sometimes it needs a big helping hand.

Certainly, video games, reality TV, NASCAR, and high-fructose corn syrup have all sped us along on our climb down the evolutionary scale. Credit where it’s due. But when it comes to instant primitivization, nothing beats a silo full of trusty old nukes.

See you in the stone age!

Wear this shirt: while you’re digging through the rubble, crazed with hunger, searching for any scrap of edible matter. You worry about the food; the shirt will handle the “bitter commentary on man’s folly” department.

Don’t wear this shirt: to protect yourself against burns or radiation. It won’t work, and you’ll ruin a perfectly good shirt for the survivors.

This shirt tells the world: “I guess cockroaches must be ‘the meek’ that the Bible told us about. I know they always run when I turn the light on.”

We call this color: Enola White.

Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 14” x 11.29”
WXL - WS: 10.5” x 8.47”
K12 - K4: 8.5” x 6.85”

Pantone Colors: Cool Gray 1C - Cool Gray 5C - 425C - 325C - 1375C - 180C

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

Specs

White Woot Tee

Specs

White Woot Tee

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 58.000s

Purchaser Experience

10% first woot
7% second woot
30% < 10 woots
27% < 25 woots
26% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

8% joined today
2% one week old
3% one month old
25% one year old
62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

96% bought 1
3% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
16%	7%	4%	2%	2%	1%	3%	3%	4%	5%	5%	5%	5%	4%	4%	4%	3%	3%	2%	3%	3%	4%	3%	4%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
1%	1%	0%	1%	0%	95%	1%

Woots by State

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