Dinosaurs Who Are Communist for Some Reason
by geekfactor12
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What killed the dinosaurs? Capitalism. Only through a keen understanding of the theory and praxis of class struggle can any species hope to break the free market’s brutal cycle of boom and extinction. If these mighty proletarian beasts had drawn the correct lessons from previous evolutions, not only would they be alive today – they’d be living in a dino-socialist utopia where the saurian class was in firm command of the means of production.
Of course, they’d probably eat us all, so maybe things turned out for the best.
Wear this shirt: when you visit a natural history museum, to show solidarity with the exploited dinosaur skeletons.
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