What killed the dinosaurs? Capitalism. Only through a keen understanding of the theory and praxis of class struggle can any species hope to break the free market’s brutal cycle of boom and extinction. If these mighty proletarian beasts had drawn the correct lessons from previous evolutions, not only would they be alive today – they’d be living in a dino-socialist utopia where the saurian class was in firm command of the means of production.
Of course, they’d probably eat us all, so maybe things turned out for the best.
Wear this shirt: when you visit a natural history museum, to show solidarity with the exploited dinosaur skeletons.
Don’t wear this shirt: to North Korea. They won’t see the humor and you’ll wind up in some windswept labor camp, eating grass and sparrows. More importantly, you won’t be able to buy any more of our shirts.
This shirt tells the world: “From each according to his ability, to each according to his teeth.”
Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.
Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.
This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!
Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
Fitted T-Shirt Fit:
Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!
Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
