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Don’t even ask

by ramyb

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 16 - Dec 17
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 13
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Try Some Conditioner Maybe

3rd place in Derby #177: I Love The Arctic, with 763 votes!

I can see just your eyes and you’ve probably gone fluffy from weather
And the hares from nearby all just make fun of you, like, forever

You don’t wanna
Talk about it
How that fluff did start
And if I stay here in the snow any longer
If I stay here it’s quite likely
Mine will star-ar-ar-art
To pull apart

It just might be the charge that the snow clouds brought when winter did start
But you’re in tears
Static it’s quite clear
And the hares from nearby all just make fun of you, like, forever

You don’t wanna
Talk about it
How that fluff will start
And if I stay here in the snow any longer
If I stay here it’s quite likely
Mine will star-ar-ar-art
To pull apart

You don’t wanna
Talk about it
How a bad hare day can start
And if I stay here in the snow any longer
If I stay here it’s quite likely
Mine will star-ar-ar-art
My fur will starrrt
Oh it will starrrt
To pull apart

Wear this shirt: if you’re a barber. It’ll make people think, and that can only help business.

Don’t wear this shirt: while walking across a wool carpet in your socks before touching a metal doorknob. Even though you’ll feel like a mighty wizard for a half second. KPOW!

This shirt tells the world: “Snow bunny knows the trouble I’ve seen.”

We call this color: The Queen Of The Bunnies: A Royal Blue Hared Old Lady?

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 56.000s
First Sucker:
dubindoh
Last Wooter to Woot:
squishnado

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Don’t even ask by ramyb
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.