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Duck Duck Goose

by randyotter

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 07 - Jul 08
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 05
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

*Whoosh*

There's always truth in jest. 

"Hey, wanna hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"How do you get down off an elephant?"

"…"

"Ahem. How do you get down off an elephant?"

"Are you asking me?"

"Yes!"

"I thought you were going to tell a joke."

"This is part of the joke."

"So I have to answer? I'm telling the joke?"

"No…just…no. Answer the question to the best of your ability: How do you get down off an elephant?"

"I don't know."

"You don't get down off an elephant. You get down off a duck!"

"…"

"Get it?"

"Is that part of the joke? Are we still in the joke? Do I have to answer that?"

"No. The joke is over. You get down off a duck."

"OK. That's understandable."

"But do you get the joke?"

"No."

"It's a play on the word 'down.' You see --"

"No, I understand that. But why is that funny?"

"Because…well…it just is."

"I have never laughed in my life. So it's just hard for me to understand."

"If you have no sense of humor, why did you agree to have me tell you a joke?"

"I thought this might be the time."

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 44.449s
First Sucker:
tviscomi
Last Wooter to Woot:
KAYLEENKROWBERRY

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Duck Duck Goose by randyotter
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.