A dead black eagle. Whoa. What a bold, striking statement. Or maybe
it’s not dead at all, and that’s, like, the point, man. Or it could be
saying, like, hey black eagle, stop looking at me, I got nothing to
hide. Or the red X over the eyes might be tape that some vandals or
terrorists or teenagers put over the eyes of an eagle and we think
that’s wrong. Or maybe it’s a crow, in which case it must have
something to do with West Nile virus, or possibly ethanol.
This shirt was designed by: Stuart Colebrook, member of the Black Rock Collective,
not to be confused with the Black Rock Coalition. Aspiring artists,
take note: “I never actually sketch anything in my sketchpad, but
carrying it around makes me look interesting, especially if I screw my
face up in a look of intense concentration and write shopping lists in
it whilst waiting for the bus.”
Wear this shirt:
if you hate our freedom, or love our freedom, or have mixed feelings
about our freedom, or have never given our freedom much thought and are
still sorting your feelings out. Pretty much however you feel about our
freedom, you should buy one or more of these. That’s what we’re trying
Don’t wear this shirt: under your
burqa, or the terrorists will have won. Plus, that burqa makes you look
fat. Sorry, but better you hear it from us than from a stranger.
This shirt tells the world: “Look, there’s something to see here.”
We call this color: Something Clever Involving Eagles And The Color Navy.
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