2nd place in Derby #127: Renew, with 489 votes!

What if we’re just, like, flecks of pollen on a flower? And the flower is the Earth, blooming in the dirt of space? And the sun is like the water, only I guess the sun would have to be the sun, too. It’s pretty big, it can handle both jobs. And then in like 2012 or something, some cosmic gardener plucks us from the garden, and we think it’s like the planet dying, but really we’re all going into some extra-dimensional flower arrangement and it’ll actually be the next step in human consciousness and usher in a new age of enlightenment and understanding and flowers?

Yeah, you’re right, that is pretty stupid. Hey, is wrestling on?

Wear this shirt: on Earth Night, when you go out partying after a long day of Earth Day revelry.

Don’t wear this shirt: on December 22, 2012. Why tempt fate?

This shirt tells the world: “Really puts things in perspective, man. What do you mean, ‘what things?’ Just things, man. Just things.”

We call this color: With Your Majestic Black Seas.

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