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Eggnog!

by fishbiscuit5

$19.00 + free shipping
Kelly Green
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 02 - Jun 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery May 31
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Drink Up!

It's nog what I was hoping for, but at least I can get it in 3 different forms: tee, hoodie, and apron.

Okay, we know what you're thinking: "Oh, bad move, Shirt.Woot. Eggnog is an egg drink, and you know who drinks eggs? Boxers! Good luck NOT getting beat up!"

But here's the thing: it's backhanded. It doesn't say, "EGGNOG SUCKS!" It says, at least it's not fruit cake. So in order for the boxer to want to beat us up, he'd have to discern that most people don't like fruitcake and so saying eggnog is better than fruitcake isn't much of a compliment at all. And boxers aren't smart enough to figure all that out...

Okay, maybe now we'll get beat up.

Wear this shirt: if you hate Christmas or don't like eggnog. But I repeat myself.

Don't wear this shirt: if you're a decent human being and a giving soul.

This shirt tells the world: "It's nog my favorite."

We call this color: KELLY  (green tee) went to the FOREST (green hoodie) and waited for it to get DARK (green apron). 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Pullover Hoodies

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 57.668s
First Sucker:
tomlofgren
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 91% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Eggnog! by fishbiscuit5
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.