2nd place in Derby #223: Awkward Moments, with 622 votes!

You know, it’s bad enough this kingdom can’t seem to find anyone else to save it over and over again. Having to reuse the same boomerang, hookshot, and sword, too? I don’t care how magical this stuff is supposed to be, you can’t expect it all to simply go on slaying rock-throwing octopi and giant hog wizards forever.

I mean, this legend has been going on for what, hundreds of years now? And no one has thought that maybe it might be a good idea to make some other mystical blade that can defeat evil? This thing hasn’t been tempered since that whole business with the Dark World, for Din’s sake. Geez, you people are lazy. What’s the use of saving the land repeatedly if you’re all just going to sit on your butts and do nothing to help? And don’t get me started on that silly piece of junk that splits me into four, okay? At least the other three of me DO something around here, dang.

Wear this shirt: when your quest for greatness goes horribly awry.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you haven’t yet collected the three stones of power. Or is it medallions? Maybe it’s pearls. I don’t know. Whichever.

This shirt tells the world: “Oh snap.”

We call this color: Up, Left, Brown, Left

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