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Epic Hairball

by walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 20 - Oct 22
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 19
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The More You Know: Hairballs

2nd place in Derby #235: Dubious Honors, with 587 votes!

In some cultures, hairballs are considered to be small chunks of a cat’s soul. Thus the expulsion of a hairball in the presence of a cat’s human owner is seen as an action showing tremendous trust and friendship, as if the cat is allowing his owner access to the deepest recesses of his heart. For this reason, people in such cultures will often bronze their cats’ hairballs and display them upon their mantles. THE MORE YOU KNOW!

By wiring cats with receptors and monitoring their brain waves, scientists have discerned that cats feel a wider range of emotions in the thirty seconds that it generally takes to expel a hairball than the average human will feel throughout the entirety of his or her divorce proceedings. THE MORE YOU KNOW!

In Southeast Asia, a research team has discovered a species of mollusk that looks and feels exactly like a cat’s hairball. The team has concluded that the species’ appearance is essential to its self-preservation since its diet consists primarily of processed wood pulp, i.e. paper towels. THE MORE YOU KNOW!

Wear this shirt: IF YOU LOVE CATS AND THEIR HAIR AND YOU JUST DON’T CARE (when they throw it up and ruin your carpet)!

Don’t wear this shirt: around someone who owns one of those hairless Sphynx cats; they’ll just scoff and act superior.

This shirt tells the world: “I am such a cat person that I’m willing to buy a shirt that advertises what is undoubtedly the worst part of owning one!”

We call this color: Olive? Seriously, is that a whole olive in there? Gross, Mr. Fluffkins!

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Epic Hairball by walmazan
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.