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Flying

by Lim Heng Swee aka ilovedoodle

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 15 - Dec 16
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 13
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Birds get to fly. Fish get to swim.

I get these stupid legs.

I’m tellin’ you, Gary, we have lost the genetic lottery. No fangs, no heat-sensing pits, no sonar. Even our method of locomotion is boring! I want a means of conveyance that involves gliding or riding along currents that propel me. I want to wheel around in the sky. I want to explode from the inky depths into the blinding light before crashing back into the sea!

But no. I have these two stupid legs and I walk around everywhere like a jerk. I’ll never soar above the cliffs. I’ll never glide silently through the black-as-midnight deep. I’ll just sit on the couch and eat Funyuns. Sometimes I feel like the world is out to get me, Gary.

Oh, right, like I’m gonna swim with these stupid arms!

Wear this shirt: To the beach. Maybe the sea creatures will take a choreographic hint.

Don’t wear this shirt: In the desert.

This shirt tells the world: “Who says nature has to be cruel?”

We call this color: Heather Gray Whale

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 22.000s
First Sucker:
jmmbell1987
Last Wooter to Woot:
j123jam

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 50% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Flying by Lim Heng Swee aka ilovedoodle
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.