Gardening At Night

by littleclyde

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Color Asphalt

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You Can Tell Because Of The Bark

1st place in Derby #183: The Stars, with 1399 votes!

Yeah, I know that the writeup title refers to a joke about the PLANET Pluto which is featured at the bottom of today’s shirt like some kind of dying fruit, but WHATEVER. I’m leaving it there as a protest against a tyrannical regime of scientists and artists that REFUSE to accept Pluto’s rightful place in our Solar System.

I don’t get it. Did we all just let the rage we felt burning in our hearts and guts die out when they decided to gratuitously declare Pluto a dwarf planet? Was that honestly enough for you people? “Oh, well, that’s kind of a planet, isn’t it? I guess we’ll just go back to waiting for Voyager One to cross the heliopause while shirt designers salt in the wounds of true Pluto-philes everywhere.” Well, not me, buddy. I didn’t join the Junior Astronomer’s Club back in ‘87 just to have everything I know and love about our little place in the galaxy blown away by things like FACTS. Pluto 4 LIFE, eggheads. Word.

I’ll probably still buy the shirt, though. It is awfully pretty. I’ll just say that little sphere at the bottom is the moon or something.

Wear this shirt: in front of that attractive young astronomer you’ve had your eye on.

Don’t wear this shirt: if your last experience with giant foliage turned into a “giant” mess.

This shirt tells the world: “Keep your roots in the ground and keep reaching for the stars.”

We call this color: Asphalt The Universe

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

95% bought 1
4% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 39.000s

First Sucker:: ZandersZa

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 39.000s

First Sucker:: ZandersZa

Last Wooter to Woot:: pretender54

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
95% second woot
5% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

10% joined today
2% one week old
3% one month old
26% one year old
59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

95% bought 1
4% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
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