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gettin’ toasty

by keemo0102

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 26 - Oct 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 25
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

SWM Seeks Companion For Sticky Situations

3rd place in Derby #172 Home for the Holidays, with 905 votes!

I’m a squishy sugary confection just waiting to share all my modified corn starch wonder with the right person. I’ll be honest, I’m a little on the puffy side, but that just makes squeezing me all that much more fun.

I’m looking for someone who is sweet or semi-sweet, dark but not bitter, and isn’t afraid to get a little gooey when the moment is right. Do you like crisp autumn nights and roaring bonfires? I’m simply melting at the thought of you. Contact me soon and maybe we can make a little magic under my graham-cracker sheets. And don’t be afraid to bring some Tetrasodium Pyrophosphate. I like to be whipped.

Wear this shirt: down by the fire.

Don’t wear this shirt: not TOO close to the… Aw, see? You dropped another marshmallow in the ash, Jimmy! Okay, this is your last try, okay? You drop this one and I’m going to make the rest.

This shirt tells the world: “I’ll stop the world and melt with you.”

We call this color: Red Hot Passion

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 45.000s
First Sucker:
notaflyingtoy
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter829934856

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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gettin’ toasty by keemo0102
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.