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Hoot or Die!

by Andy Gonsalves

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 19 - Dec 20
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 18
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Every Owl Has His Breaking Point

It’s good to hear you voice, Woodso. It’s been a long time.

SMOKEMAN: Look, you’ve done some damage here, the park rangers don’t want anymore trouble. That’s why I’ve come. I want to come in there and fly you the heck out, just you and me. How’s that sound?

WOODSO: Where’d you come from, sir?

SMOKEMAN: Yosemite.

WOODSO: I tried to get in touch with you, but the guys in Yosemite never knew where to find you.

SMOKEMAN: You know I haven’t been spending a lot of time there lately. They’ve got me down in Yellowstone. I’m shining a fire lookout tower with my butt.

WOODSO: I wish I was in Yosemite now.

SMOKEMAN: We’ll talk about that when you come in to the visitor’s center.

WOODSO: I can’t do that, sir.

SMOKEMAN: Look, Woodso, we can’t have you running around out there killing friendly park patrons!

WOODSO: THERE ARE NO FRIENDLY PARK PATRONS! There wouldn’t even be any trouble if it hadn’t been for that stupid park ranger. All I wanted was to stop pollution, but they kept pushing me, sir.

SMOKEMAN: Well you did some pushing of your own, Woodso.

WOODSO: They threw first litter, Smokey. They threw first litter.

Wear this shirt: on a camping trip! Invite all your friends!

Don’t wear this shirt: if everyone on your camping trip was killed by a guy in an owl suit and now you can’t see the forest for the BLOOD ALL THE BLOOD DRIPPING FROM EVERY LEAF OF EVERY TREE OH GOD WHY WAS I LEFT ALIVE WHY!

This shirt tells the world: “In the city or in the woods, help keep America looking good or taste the pointy vengeance of nature!

We call this color: Wanted: Dead Or Olive

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 18.000s
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Hoot or Die! by Andy Gonsalves
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