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How It Really Works

by dbjorns

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 22 - Aug 23
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 20
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

You see darlin’? You ARE a luminous ball of plasma.

2nd place in Derby #183: The Stars, with 876 votes!

Her name was Omi Cron, a beautiful girl hitch-hiking her way to Vega to pursue her dream of becoming a dancer. But after a few nights working in a dingy backwater constellation she met Cristal, a star with real connections in a prime constellation. Who was also kind of into her, but angry about it sort of.

Eventually Omi landed a role in the show as Cristal’s understudy, but even the success and its upward pull on her station in life weren’t enough. She took matters into her own hands and dropped Cristal from the sky, sending her plummeting to some redneck planet below.

Unfortunately her ambition got the better of Omi Cron and soon she was forced to flee the star system. But not before wreaking revenge on those who wronged her. And getting naked a lot, for some reason.

Wear this shirt: To your midnight matinee of the greatest worst movie ever made.

Don’t wear this shirt: During your steamy erotic dance number with your bitter rival. It’ll get in the way of you storming out.

This shirt tells the world: “There’s always some celestial body younger and more reactively-stable than you spinning through the galaxy after you.”

We call this color: Maybe I should just join the Navy

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 54.000s
First Sucker:
katelouisa
Last Wooter to Woot:
maketa

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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How It Really Works by dbjorns
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.