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How It Really Works

by dbjorns

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 22 - Sep 24
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 21
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

You see darlin’? You ARE a luminous ball of plasma.

2nd place in Derby #183: The Stars, with 876 votes!

Her name was Omi Cron, a beautiful girl hitch-hiking her way to Vega to pursue her dream of becoming a dancer. But after a few nights working in a dingy backwater constellation she met Cristal, a star with real connections in a prime constellation. Who was also kind of into her, but angry about it sort of.

Eventually Omi landed a role in the show as Cristal’s understudy, but even the success and its upward pull on her station in life weren’t enough. She took matters into her own hands and dropped Cristal from the sky, sending her plummeting to some redneck planet below.

Unfortunately her ambition got the better of Omi Cron and soon she was forced to flee the star system. But not before wreaking revenge on those who wronged her. And getting naked a lot, for some reason.

Wear this shirt: To your midnight matinee of the greatest worst movie ever made.

Don’t wear this shirt: During your steamy erotic dance number with your bitter rival. It’ll get in the way of you storming out.

This shirt tells the world: “There’s always some celestial body younger and more reactively-stable than you spinning through the galaxy after you.”

We call this color: Maybe I should just join the Navy

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 54.000s
First Sucker:
katelouisa
Last Wooter to Woot:
kailyra0324

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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How It Really Works by dbjorns
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.