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How Natural Selection Works

by Spiritgreen

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 28 - Sep 29
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 25
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Viva La Cucaracha

3rd place in Derby #144: How Do They Work?, with 927 votes!

I’ve seen ‘em all come and go. The dinosaurs, the mammoths, the hair-metal bands. They thought they were pretty hot stuff, strutting around like the Earth would be their personal property forever. You know what else they had in common? They all hated me. Despised me. Totally. They’d kill me as soon as they saw me. Why? Well, they’d say it’s because I’m disgusting and I carry disease. Which is true. But I think the real reason they hate me is that they know I’ll outlive them. I remind them they won’t live forever.

Wear this shirt: during your all-too-brief tenure at the top of the evolutionary ladder.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a cockroach. It won’t fit.

This shirt tells the world: “Forget nukes. We need missiles full of boric acid.”

We call this color: There Will Come Soft Black.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 51.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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How Natural Selection Works by Spiritgreen
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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