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I DID Have Other Plans This Decade

by Rasabi

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 15 - Mar 17
  • Express - Estimated delivery Mar 12 - Mar 15
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When Death takes a holiday

3rd place in Derby #432: Non-Electronic Games with 106 votes!

No one works harder than Death. There is literally no other occupation as certain or necessary. Don't give me the whole "but what about taxes?" crap. I have at least one, maybe two, cousins who have skipped out on those year after year. And I would lay odds that Mr. Reaper will catch up with them long before good old Uncle Sam even knows what's what.

So if anyone deserves a vacation now and then, it's Death. The good news is, while he's distracted with pina coladas, you can do all the dangerous things you've always said you'd do if there were no consequences like:

Swimming with hungry sharks

Illicit drugs

Drinking tap water in Mexico

Living underneath power lines

Staring contest with the sun

Unicycling

Nettie pot

 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
6m 37.662s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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I DID Have Other Plans This Decade by Rasabi
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.