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I Just Can’t Reach You

by BootsBoots and Ramyb

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 28 - Mar 02
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 27
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Boy Are We Looking Forward To March

You’re King Kong. They’re Fay Wray. You’re the Founding Fathers. They’re the King of England. You’re John Lydon. They’re EMI.

2nd place in Derby #81: Heartbreak, with 893 votes!

It’s probably no one’s fault. There’s nothing you can do. Maybe it would have been fantastic if you’d met on a different day. If you were on the other side of the street, if they had been walking a little slower, if there had been a breeze, so many little maybes that might have changed the whole world. But you weren’t, and they weren’t, and there wasn’t, and that’s that.

Like a loyal wooter and a Bag of Crap, sometimes it just doesn’t work out, even when you do all the right things. Sure, it hurts, but that’s just the way it is. All you can do is tell yourself it wouldn’t have been worth all the static electricity, and move on. There’s going to be another Valentine’s Day next year, after all. And, strictly statistically, a good percentage of people are gonna get dumped in the next forty eight hours.

Wear this shirt: if you’re into sad balloon art.

Don’t wear this shirt: if someone has you on pins and needles.

This shirt tells the world: “Will you be my Valentine? What if I have cash?”

We call this color: Have A Chocolate, The Brown Centered Ones Are Caramels And There Is A Map On The Lid

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 16.000s
First Sucker:
Last Wooter to Woot:

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 45% one year old
  • 33% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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I Just Can’t Reach You by BootsBoots and Ramyb
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.