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I’m not prickley on the inside…

by badTchap

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 24 - Oct 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 23
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Somewhere, Louis XVI Weeps

3rd place in Derby #64: Pets, with 592 votes!

Love is like oxygen. If you put it in a balloon it will sink, and then explode when it touches a hedgehog. A relationship is about forcing the balloon to rise ever higher, even when all seems lost. Of course, if only one person is holding the balloon, their arms will get tired. If several people are holding the balloon, there may be jealousy, or in some cases the ATF will raid their compound.

There’s no right way to keep that balloon going. It takes compromise, promises, arguments and sometimes flat out lying. But the moment you let your guard down, the hedgehog is there, waiting, waiting with bitter eyes, wating with its tiny paws touching the rubber membrane of another couple’s failed dreams, waiting to pop the balloon and bring the struggle to a sudden, tragic end.

But, in secret, the hedgehog wishes for a balloon of its own.

This shirt was designed by: badTchap, of whom we know very little. But we think she’s a chap, we know she is bad, and we hear people call her “T”. That’s about as much as we knew about Boba Fett after Empire and Boba Fett sold a few million dollars worth of merchandise. People just seem to like the unknown. And helmets. People love helmets.

Wear this shirt: when you feel like relaxing but don’t want to be touched because it’s “that time”. And by “that time”, we mean Monday at 9:00pm. We’re trying to pay attention, you know, this stuff might turn out to be important in the finale. Stop bugging us! Jeez!

Don’t wear this shirt: and then sit on a freshly painted bench. You’ll feel really stupid and it will be hard to clean.

This shirt tells the world: “You’ll probably be able to talk to me about Invader Zim.”

We call this color: Heathergehogray

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 7.000s
First Sucker:
intravenous
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 48% one year old
  • 36% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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I’m not prickley on the inside… by badTchap
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