Back to Amazon.com

PRIME MEMBERS

Free Express shipping. Learn more
X

Free shipping for Prime members on Woot!

Woot! customers who are Amazon Prime members can enjoy special shipping benefits on Woot!, including:

Amazon Prime membership required. See individual offer pages for shipping details and restrictions. Not valid for international shipping addresses.

It’s Going Out Faster Than It’s Coming In

by Chogentry

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

Fiddler Crab Season

1st place in Derby #46: Green, with 960 votes!

The best things in life are free
But that don’t help trickle-down economy
Look at the bun-un-unny
That’s what I want
(That’s what I want)
That’s what I wan-an-an-ant yeah
That’s what I want
plunk plunk plunk plunk plunk plunk plunk thud
Hey little turtles, can’t you see
You’re crawlin’ slower that what I need
Not like that bun-un-unny
(That’s what I want)
It’s on the run
(That’s what I want)
That’s what I wan-an-an-ant yeah
That’s what I want
(plunk plunk plunk plunk plunk plunk plunk thud)
Bunny, baby, I love you
If you would stay I would invest you, ooo
I want that bunny
(That’s what I want)
That’s what I want
(That’s what I want)
That’s what I wan-an-an-ant yeah
That’s what I want

This shirt was designed by: something less than two men, and more than one. Something made one night in a horrible disaster. Something that humankind was not meant to know. A fusion, a blend, a melange, a force so unstoppable that not even four shirts can slow it down. A thing they call… Chogentry.

Wear this shirt: in case the same greedy jerkfaces who caused Enron, the S&L scandal, the Great Depression and the current housing crisis try to convince you that their industry should be deregulated and allowed to work without oversight.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re Benjamin Bernanke. It might cause a panic and that would ruin the economy. Which, at this point, is like throwing lettuce onto the world’s largest salad, but at least it’s cheaper for our international friends to buy American. Hey, we’re like the third world of the first world!

This shirt tells the world: “McDonalds has 59 cent cheeseburgers right now!”

We call this color: Cremember when gas was under a buck?

Back to top

Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Women’s V-Necks

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Tank Tops

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Long Sleeves

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Pullover Hoodies

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Crewneck Sweatshirts

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Zip Hoodies

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Raglans

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 6.000s
First Sucker:
xcountryr1324
Last Wooter to Woot:
jmcrna

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

28%
10%
5%
3%
2%
4%
7%
13%
7%
2%
1%
2%
2%
1%
1%
2%
1%
1%
1%
1%
1%
1%
1%
1%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

5%
4%
4%
3%
76%
5%
4%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Best sellers in Shirt

Deals our customers love best.
  1. Ice Planet
    $1500$3200
  2. Crew of Serenity
    $1500
  3. Always Be a Viking
    $1500$3200
  4. Not All Princesses Need To Be Saved
    $1500$3200
It’s Going Out Faster Than It’s Coming In by Chogentry
$19.00 Sold Out Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.