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Keepers of the Shrubbery

by Droidloot

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 02 - Jun 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery May 31
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

My Middle Name Was Almost Neee-wom

3rd place in Derby #290: New Secret Societies, Editor's Choice!

Yes, it's my real name. My parents didn't watch a lot of TV, and Monty was my Grandpa's name on my Mom's side. So yeah, when she married Herman Python and they had their first son, neither of them thought twice about it.

Of course it's annoying, when I'm at the bank or the doctor or something and somebody sees my name on a form and they think it's hilarious. I've had an unlisted phone number for my entire adult life. And college, man, college was hell. I couldn't finish my sophomore year. The best thing about it is, I go to a lot of fan conventions, all expenses paid. Unfortunately, that's also the worst thing about it.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 46.336s
First Sucker:
mykarolak
Last Wooter to Woot:
thriggs

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 71% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Keepers of the Shrubbery by Droidloot
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.