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Know your Dwarves

by Wirdou and Oakenspirit

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 22 - Dec 24
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 21
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Halfway There

3rd place in Derby #333: Personality Types, with 177 votes!

You guys, usually we'd take this space to talk about the dwarves on the shirt and make some silly jokes, but there's something much more important here. This is derby #333. That means, we're halfway to derby #666… AND WE HAVE DONE NOTHING TO PREPARE FOR THE EVIL THAT DERBY WILL UNLEASH ON THE WORLD!

We need to slow down and think, you guys! We need to start building some defenses! That's why we're switching up the derbies a little bit. Instead of designing shirts, we're going to have you guys submit plans for laser turrets, blueprints for bunkers, incantations, that sort of thing. 

That sound cool? Great! If we work together, we'll be okay.

Hopefully.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 2.660s
First Sucker:
allofthesnarks
Last Wooter to Woot:
clolosmom

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 74% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Know your Dwarves by Wirdou and Oakenspirit
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.